stepan mysko von schultze

inflatable balloon outside a car dealership

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

@rosienosnibor Thank you Rosie 🥺 !!! Xxx

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

Hugely proud to have assistant directed this, and unbelievably lucky to be working with such a talented cast and creative team. Come and watch !!

[National Theatre @NationalTheatre]

★★★★★ ‘Your invitation to the wedding of the year’ Guardian

★★★★★ Telegraph
★★★★ Independent
★★★★ Evening Standard
★★★★ Financial Times
★★★★ Time Out

#TillTheStarsComeDown is now playing in the Dorfman Theatre until 16 March.

📸 @manuel_harlan

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

@katexrice 🥰🥰🥰🥰!!!

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

@tashketel THANK you!!!

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

Martin Scorsese was 80 when he made Killers of the Flower Moon. Remember, it’s NEVER too late to make your 27th movie

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

2023? More like 2024

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

2022? More like 2023

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

today is just a scam created by big tomorrow to sell more yesterday

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

Better luck next year 😞 2025 will be my time to shine

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

Sad to announce that this year wasn’t the year folks 😔 fingers crossed for 2024 ☹️🤞

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

It’s a good job that it was a rat under that chef’s hat and not e.g. a giraffe. A giraffe wouldn’t have fit and would have crushed the chef

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

Last 2 days on our Crowdfunder! We’re making a rom-com which is also about chronic pain and we think it’s going to be really good and it will be even better if you can chuck us a coffee’s-worth of wonga. Thank you so much to everyone who’s donated xxxxxx

https://t.co/aWNKq8SG2k

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

Hello! Me and some friends are making a rom-com! It’s about chronic pain and a horrible birthday

If you would consider chucking us any spare change, it would mean the absolute world 💛💛

https://t.co/aWNKq8SG2k

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

Me on Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games

[Elham Ishmael ✍︎ @EIshmael_]

The Ministry of Youth and Sports should step down. It's disheartening to witness such an incompetent government. How could they select an untrained girl to represent Somalia in running? It's truly shocking and reflects poorly on our country internationally.

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

Javier Bardem? I didn’t even know you wanted me to Bardem!

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

Just watching The Godfather - can’t believe they based a whole movie off that one scene from Zootopia!

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

What the hell!! The rat in my loft is pulling on the floorboards and all of a sudden my house is cooking exquisite French cuisine !

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

If you can’t come to London (or don’t want to) but do have a NextUp subscription, you can also tune into the livestream of the Final tomorrow! Beam my stoopid lil face into your most convenient electronic device

[NextUp - Live Comedy @nextupcomedy]

Sketch of Final 🎭

Tomorrow at 3pm, we're streaming the Sketch Off Final 2023, a showcase for the UK's best up & coming sketch artists & character acts! Live from @lsqtheatre!

Hosted by @annamannactress 🙌

Watch here - https://t.co/OZ0QmOpRbJ

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

@chasebankCEO Thanks !! Me too 🤞🤯

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

This Saturday I’ll be competing in the Final of the Silly Billy Awards (i.e. the Leicester Square Theatre Sketch Off 2023)! Come along and see whether or not I get crowned the Silliest Billy

https://t.co/2eN8QBdGCR

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

Someone trying pizza for the first time: uhhhh guys, am I okay to eat the handle ??

[stepan mysko von schultze @smysko]

Omgggg, Vanessa Hudgens and PS1 Hagrid are absolutely serving tonight #Oscars