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tripping with finesse 🍾

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“Don’t let your mouth write a check your ass can’t catch” #kaleighlyrics

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HOW are women not voting for rights for their own bodies? Including but not limited to my own female family members

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Met a group of pogo stick professionals last night and they were some of the coolest guys I might ever meet.

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I can’t wait for social conservatives to complain about the increase in crime rates +/- 15 years from now

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How does one drain a boat without sinking a ship? 🤔

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Formally and officially, there is not a single thing better than a Cadbury chocolate bar with caramel

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Love a driver that goes 0 to 15 in 3 seconds down the parkway.

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Would business majors be as judgmental about non business majors if non business majors became business majors and lowered the salaries they were all interviewing for?

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Tonight I was called a walking excel sheet and honestly can’t fathom a higher compliment

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This is a me thing but some one else saying “I’ll take care of things, you relax” really gives me anxiety. Like pls just include me a little

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True life: I’m addicted to vegan marshmallows

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Is there a special place in heaven for Disney Princess moms and Marvel Superhero dads?

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First Christmas movie of the season: Love Hard.
Best part? All the yuengling in it

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2021: the year a duck ran the New York City marathon

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@enowacki some real nerve liking the tweet without also sharing any insight

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Dear pilots, what is it like to drive a vehicle after a long flight?

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Also haven’t seen Tiger King.😐

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Can some one please tell me what I was doing while everyone else was watching Friends, The Office, Parks and Rec, and GOT.
I have seen none of these and what do I have to show for it other than a large knowledge gap in pop culture references ?

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@marshallyde Can I take it as a lessons learned and just get in on the next one?

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@PoaAnndrew Very high probability we were at indigo! 😎💃🕺