Dat Dirty Dogg

When I ain't treating brains I'm just out here enjoying the neural substrates of NHL GMs. Cups is cups. Go Avs/Habs Go--- Always SV

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How one compares the vastly differently staged Habs and Leafs situation like this can only be explained by insufferable blue-tinted glasses-filled jealousy and obsession.

[Dave Hodge @davehodge20]

Here’s the thing about Toronto: If the Maple Leafs had bowed out of the playoffs playing as badly as the Canadiens did in their last three games, the Leafs would be hearing it til October. The Habs? They were just out of gas and beaten by a better team.

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Why is there a voice in the back of my head that says that the Avs will fire Bednar, he'll get quickly hired by a West opponent, face them in the 1st or 2nd round and then get torched by them in a cruel twist of fate.

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@Dtgreat13 @GinoHard_ Unfortunately that injury forced a lot of guys to play more minutes and a bigger role than they're comfortable and designed to

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Good riddance. We may now rest.

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I have seen a lot of chokery with this team but I cannot remember the last time they just looked solved and unable to do absolutely anything. Truly remarkable.

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I really just want to laugh. You could not have drawn up something more ridiculous. It's a work of art.

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Necas down. Why not? If this is going to be a catastrophic series we might as well get the most bang for our buck?

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Brock Nelson will never score again

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Do I want to watch the Avs game tonight? No.
Should I watch the Avs game tonight? No.

*turns on TV*

But I cannot stay away from torture.

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@AdrianRight_ Don't believe I wrote that anywhere.

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Next playoffs:

-Cale is 28
-Mack is 31
-Toews is 33
-Landeskog is 34
-Nelson is 35
-Manson is 35
-Kadri is 36

This is where we're at.

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@BrittGusmus Anytime you have Cale and Mack you have a chance but the clock is ticking. And their bodies just keep taking hits. This is what makes years like this hurt even more- a lot of the big dogs were out of the mix. The Oilers, Stars and Wild will be back and likely even better.

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@ryancrothers7 Unfortunately it feels like every year I can't imagine something worse and I get proven wrong.

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This is the biggest choke job I've seen since...

Oh ya the Dallas series last year.

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How many years of catastrophic collapses can this team handle?

Just when I thought the Rantanen-Stars fiasco last year was the bottom of the barrel.

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@Avalangelist It has me wondering, for a lot of these guys, are we simply just witnessing a symphony of the beginning of a mid-30s age-related decline?

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@AvsRobin The unforced errors and the unnecessary turnovers has been mind-numbing.

And god forbid Nelson capitalizes on that breakaway...

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@jessemontano_

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I feel like I'm watching a comedy act unfold before my eyes but it's not funny.

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Alright big boys, earn your big bucks and get one as clearly 3G will not be sufficient tonight.