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[,,, @seungryufan]

they didn’t even send her a photo of them in bed bro like what the fuck

[v 🖤 @veespasms]

rage aside that was a fantastic episode the girls booing corbin was a hall of fame moment 😭😭😭

[sn0bdotcom @sn0bdotcom]

@OyelekeOlayanju @seodilf Thought the exact same thing

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

boyfriends have access to an entirely different set of youtube videos

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

resisting the urge to ask someone if they are mad at me when they're already in a bad mood

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

"would you like to save your files to onedrive"

No, i'd like to do this:

[jo @cowboypraxis]

life is basically just about if you like your outfit. god help you if you don’t ..

[sn0bdotcom @sn0bdotcom]

Why is every top and dress a halter these days bro I have neck pain

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[tess 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @tessdots]

she insisted on sitting next to this man on the bus

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

This is deadass the funniest video I’ve ever seen

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

how it feels to be on your period during a heatwave

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Me tweeting anything

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

I love how happy and calm he looks while being different items . many people wouldn't be able to handle it but sponge adapts to the situation

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

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[Izzy @losemeotw]

Hunter Biden summer

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.