deedee?

you’re*

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Sometimes I wrap the burritos I make at home in tinfoil to pretend I ate out

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WHY TF IS TWITTER “X” rn

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I say “I feel crummy” bc I don’t really want to say I’m depressed and borderline *over it*

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I don’t need a huge “coming up on” that ruins the show for me. I’ve been watching it for 5 hours, I’m not going anywhere I promise

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At a bar but I hate bars. So I’m taking advantage of the far away bathroom

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Need to make a mental note of the position I wake up in. How am I so comfortable I can be late to work, but so uncomfortable when I try to knock out?

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Being drunk enough to be myself and be goofy and someone says “calm down” or “you’re too much”

That’s great. My fav

This is why I don’t laugh at anything anymore

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The overwhelming urge to leave my home and job for a metro card and office space
No set place, just places with metro cards

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Please please please give gift recipes with everything because I hate all my Christmas gifts

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Mid argument they said” you always had something smart to say “ and that was just such a nice compliment

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TikTok idea that I’ll never make #2: when your watching tik tok while doing something and ur hands are busy so the same video plays over and over and you can’t do anything about it

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TikTok idea that I’ll never make #1: Compilation of me asking the cars next to me at a red light what they are listening to

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Snapchat did a 2021 rewind and it makes me look like such a boring ass person

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Anyone else wanna make funny tik toks but have 0 editing skills

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I need a singer with a very small and low range to become famous so I know I have a shot

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Today on Master Chef the challenge is to make a meal that won’t make my hungover ass throw up. Good luck chefs

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My boyfriend said he’d get me the birthstone of any kids we have to add to my wedding ring

I swear this guy will do anything to have me wear an infinity gauntlet on my finger

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Make double chins normal!!! I feel so pressured to have a perfect jawline that I can’t take picture or videos anymore #beauty #beautystandards #jawline #doublechin

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If I know I’m not going to answer any of your texts because you are toxic, then I’ll block you right away. Idk why people don’t do that more. What benefit is there to seeing the toxic things they send you???

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ADHD tiktok got me thinking I have ADHD now

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Nothing makes me go to sleep faster than being 20 questions into a 50+ question exam #school #college #university