My neighbor caught me telling my cat he’s in charge while I’m gone, and now I have to lie and say I have not only one roommate that doesn’t exist, but enough roommates to necessitate leadership.
Seeing my old shitty boss from when I was basically a carnie posting weird trump cult videos on TT with a “drop a hell yeah in the comments” and 0 comments is all the therapy I need
I guy at the show last night id only met one other time came up to me after the set and goes “Come out to my car. I’ve got a 30 pound longsword I think you’d be interested in”
Brother you are god damn right I’m interested.