jordan🐌

just got Twitter, fixin‘ to act a fool. fixin‘ to get silly.

[jordan🐌 @snail_forest]

@MSHPAlerts Bruh I’m trying to chill, cut it out

[jordan🐌 @snail_forest]

@picotop Before taxes too so it’s actually not

[jordan🐌 @snail_forest]

@WikiRogi Düsseldorf booooooo! Köln yeahhhhhh

[jordan🐌 @snail_forest]

@tragicbirdapp Well … the most important word is English so yeah it’s easy to get

[jordan🐌 @snail_forest]

@kirawontmiss Places that smell nice: forest with no humans, mountains with no humans, beach with no humans. Humans are little stinky sacks of goo that create more stink

[jordan🐌 @snail_forest]

@JakeSucky I get they’re getting their bag n all, but how can they stay sane? How are they not going bananas from doing this repetitive trash?

[jordan🐌 @snail_forest]

@kirawontmiss Average red head activity

[jordan🐌 @snail_forest]

@contactabrother Secret circuit

[jordan🐌 @snail_forest]

@insideOfA_rose @SaycheeseDGTL Legit go outside and get an education please

[jordan🐌 @snail_forest]

@contactabrother Got em

[jordan🐌 @snail_forest]

@andizeisler A friends joke/reference in 2023 💀

[jordan🐌 @snail_forest]

@JDunlap1974 Bud light and modelo are both Budweiser. So still top beer

[jordan🐌 @snail_forest]

@chewing_gumgirl @boygrrI Don’t keep your ac set at a sickly 67 degrees and it’ll drive within a day

[jordan🐌 @snail_forest]

@RightWingCope R/thathappened

[jordan🐌 @snail_forest]

@kirawontmiss They actually wouldn’t due to their over dependence on ac. Their bodies are literally conditioned to thrive at 67f

[jordan🐌 @snail_forest]

@EverythingOOC

[jordan🐌 @snail_forest]

@ScottLoBaido I love when breathing logs of salami go off the deep end.

[jordan🐌 @snail_forest]

@piri_io_ Therapy, healthy lifestyle, reconnect with family, buy a little house plant, water it, walk through nature, get that little treat in the morning, the 3$ is a net positive mentally, browse the home decor section at a store, get inspired, paint your bathroom, open a window

[jordan🐌 @snail_forest]

The line between which republicans are uneducated and just plain evil is blurred hard.

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@RightWingCope Good, the republicans keep overloading the target with their overweight bodies and filling the parking lot with their suvs, I can shop in peace soon