Stephen Atherton

[Stephen Atherton @snailcorpse]

Kalofong Hospital is where people go to die. No such thing as dignity,expediency you are a just a tickbox for the government.

[Stephen Atherton @snailcorpse]

With @Afrihost you can't guarantee reliable connection, reliable speed or reliable service. But you can guarantee that you will be contacting support every week! #PatheticService

[Stephen Atherton @snailcorpse]

Is there a beef between #Afrihost and #Metrofibre. Somehow my line got cancelled this morning. I did not cancel it, Afrihost says it was an error on Metrofibre side and Meteofibre says the opposite.

Whilst mommy and daddy fight, I'm left with no internet. #patheticservice

[Stephen Atherton @snailcorpse]

@TelkomZA your service is pathetic. No internet again. Your website doesn't work, your sms service doesn't work, your mobile app doesn't work, your phone lines wait times are already on 20 Min. #telkom

[Stephen Atherton @snailcorpse]

Thank you @pliutau for writing this helpful article.

How to Create Software Architecture Diagrams Using the C4 Model

https://t.co/PUCvevDYrU

[Stephen Atherton @snailcorpse]

Sitting at #netcare #unitas. Waiting for more than an hour. My daughter has abdominal cramps.. and is in extreme pain. Hospital has the smallest walk-in room and lots of people are waiting. No system #craphospital

[Stephen Atherton @snailcorpse]

@MSFT365Status how about we just take a month or two, hold off on adding features or trying to beat the competition and just bring Teams back to a healthy state. Right now it's buggy, lags, and issues in meetings. Just start with desktop then mobile. #fixteams

[Stephen Atherton @snailcorpse]

@mandrillapp is there an issue with API and SMTP? Emails are taking a few min to send.

[Stephen Atherton @snailcorpse]

@swa1096 @Eskom_SA They are not maintaining infrastructure, nor building new infrastructure to cater for population growth and urban migration. We new power stations, new water treatment hubs, new schools, new police stations, hospitals, emergency service hubs, etc. and that can create jobs too.

[Stephen Atherton @snailcorpse]

@HumansNoContext I shat my pants

[Stephen Atherton @snailcorpse]

Solved the time travel paradox: You are not traveling to a different time, you are actually travelling to a different dimension that has a time line that is 12 years or 100 years (or whatever) behind or ahead.

[Stephen Atherton @snailcorpse]

@News24 Whilst these stacks where collapsed and they applied for the use without them what did they actually do to remedy the issue.. sounds like they just waited for a few months

[Stephen Atherton @snailcorpse]

@CityTshwane How do we know if people are actually using too much water or that over time the natural population growth has not out paced the ability of the water system to keep up with normal demand? Why are you making us the problem

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@RekordNewspaper So is that just a random photo or are you saying the storms are so severe there is a tornado forming.

[Pretoria Rekord @RekordNewspaper]

Taps dry for almost two years for Mams ext. 6
‘The situation is getting now so bad every day because the only time to get water is around midnight.' Read more: https://t.co/E8MuMOa1iR

[Stephen Atherton @snailcorpse]

@Anele They rent out a house in the estate, fill the house garage with stolen items, whilst playing the concerned neighbour.. then dissappear.

[Stephen Atherton @snailcorpse]

@VusiThembekwayo A set of pliers

[Stephen Atherton @snailcorpse]

@tshwane_mayor @CityTshwane Charge them with terrorism and declare SAMWU a terrorist organisation. They clearly support the violence and destruction of property.

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@GithubProjects Until the one person supporting the library in a dark basement dies and is eaten by his/her cat. Then you have to rewrite your code for a new library.

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@tshwane_mayor @CityTshwane When you were in Centurion, did you notice the street lights broken (some completely distroyed), the trees growing over the roads and between powerlines, the roads cracked and paint faded. Storm drains blocked, water or sewage leaks #backtobasics