Jeff Probst Malone

She/Her/Hers

[Jeff Probst Malone @snailermo0n]

whenever I start panting after a celebrity, I try to keep in mind that celebrities are just weirdo theater kids. it puts everything into perspective.

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#YAMYAM

I knew it 👻

@Jasonportney

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nothing better than a lady bus. just a bus rolling through park slope. only ladies.

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A big win today for bisexual english majors

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Paul Mescal plays William Shakespeare and Jessie Buckley stars as his wife Agnes in Chloé Zhao’s adaptation of novel ‘HAMNET.’

The story fictionalizes the life of Shakespeare’s family at the time of his son Hamnet’s death in 1596 and the writing of the play ‘Hamlet.’

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This is a hospital gown

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

First look at Florence Pugh as Princess Irulan in ‘DUNE: PART 2.’

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first time sitting in my office's cafeteria for lunch in 5 years and the soundtrack thus far is UNHINGED

1. Goodies (club remix)
2. Love Shack (in its entirety)
3. Super Freak

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Give Vanessa a promotion

[The B-52s @TheB52s]

Dear fellow citizens,

We, The B-52’s, are deeply concerned about the numerous new bills that promote transphobia and discrimination against transgender individuals and drag artists, which have been introduced in the United States. We strongly denounce these bills and stand in

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@cryin_ryan__ Lol actually

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could a depressed person do this* ???

*eat spaghettios and watch RHONY

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THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN IN EUROPE

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I think the whole world would be better off if all Uber drivers were women

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Side note, it is so embarrassing/humbling for uber to call your Friday night ride home, "Saturday morning"

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I ripped my new pink cargo pants. Dropping it low. Down the seam. Ass to knee.

[Charli @charli_xcx]

YES, THIS IS A SUBTWEET - don’t ever be fake to me ever again at a party / in the street / wherever i see you - i know what u say.

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Ok I'm actually cursed. Got COVID and the honeymoon has been postponed to '24

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On a scale of 1 to always saying 'thank you' and 'please' to your Google home just in case there's a AI uprising, how neurotic are you?

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@CornyOConnell @wfuv The Leanover, by Life Without Buildings!