Jordan

You’re not angry cause you’re not listening

[Jordan @snailmate]

One day somebody will find my jokes as funny as I do

[Jordan @snailmate]

@jordsgiuliani Stay woke

[Animals Australia @AnimalsAus]

The Australian government has turned its back on science, animals and the Australian public — and condemned thousands more sheep to suffer and die on board these ships of shame. This is a national disgrace. 👇 SIGN NOW URGENTLY 👇

#EndLiveExport https://t.co/g5PB1Vjkn5

[Jordan @snailmate]

All those images of live export sheep make me wonder what the fuck is wrong with humans

[Jordan @snailmate]

Everything's coming up Milhouse

[Jordan @snailmate]

"Those kids are crazy tonight"
-Mum, talking about the dogs

[Jordan @snailmate]

@smelliesockstho Is Ellie being unreasonable?
Yes or yes?

[Jordan @snailmate]

When you catch someone liking your old posts 👀

[Jordan @snailmate]

Hope you're all making an effort to reduce your plastic waste 🌱 https://t.co/IDOjyG0XPt

[Jordan @snailmate]

Make 2018 the year you stop using plastic straws 🌳🐳🐢

[Jordan @snailmate]

@jaxiboii Boy is back

[Jordan @snailmate]

Does anyone else remember cams African bangers music phase or just me?

[Jordan @snailmate]

@jaackoneill Im confused about where the trend of youtubers actually mattering came from

[Jordan @snailmate]

@GSNumbaNine @Sasha27527112

[Jordan @snailmate]

You heard it here first. See you all there

[Jordan @snailmate]

Couple of my mates in there.
Proud friend.. and jealous friend

[Jordan @snailmate]

@jaackoneill Its not like the standard is that high

[Jordan @snailmate]

@jaackoneill Such an ugly building though. Could have made it fit in with the area rather than building an apple temple

[Jordan @snailmate]

Peter Hitchener's instagram is so wholesome and warms my heart

[Jordan @snailmate]

How good is water tho

[Jordan @snailmate]

@jordsgiuliani @jaackoneill In the sandwhich press so the top sits slightly elevated. Cooks the base without making it soggy and optimal heat spreads equally across the whole slice.
Also will re-melt cheese perfectly.

[HNH AJH @studkins_]

RT this avocado or else your 2018 will be cursed