junie b jones

i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby together

[junie b jones @snailmonarch]

@ESPNNewYork VOLPE

[junie b jones @snailmonarch]

old bay hot pocket

[junie b jones @snailmonarch]

ha ha 6-7 yankees ha ha

[junie b jones @snailmonarch]

@seandoherty I LOVE THIS GUY

[elena @grnformicatable]

Do the Right Thing ass weather

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

good for her 🏳️‍⚧️❤️

[junie b jones @snailmonarch]

@ibuprofenbarbii -Plea from a Cat Named Virtute
-Virtute the Cat Explains Her Departure
-17th Street Treatment Centre
-Virtute at Rest

By: The Weakerthans and John K. Samson

[junie b jones @snailmonarch]

9am 70mm showing of the brutalist because that’s the kind of dedicated movie slut I am

[junie b jones @snailmonarch]

Sometimes you get a pack of trail mix with an optimal distribution of each ingredient. Wishing the same good luck on everyone today.

[junie b jones @snailmonarch]

nyc culture is ignoring the earthquake bc u thought it was a train

[junie b jones @snailmonarch]

I have GOT to see laura jane grace live

[junie b jones @snailmonarch]

@ElectricZooNY please it’s my birthday

[junie b jones @snailmonarch]

the little old ladies at target love me for my gentle demeanor and my ability to reach the top shelf with ease

[junie b jones @snailmonarch]

@deeznyas tweets that made me realize I’m on the for you page

[junie b jones @snailmonarch]

my phone always corrects enby to envy and I always have to fight the urge to leave it like that

[junie b jones @snailmonarch]

@prinxely sonic

[junie b jones @snailmonarch]

feeling very ron swanson in this workplace tonight

[junie b jones @snailmonarch]

finally gave in and bought a pop socket and broke it less than 3 hours later this is why I can't have nice things

[junie b jones @snailmonarch]

we're all just filled with tubes

[junie b jones @snailmonarch]

@prinxely always a pleasure