slippery snail

i shouldnt be on here

[slippery snail @snailpartyrox]

@Markfolklore @oliviarodrbr U know why we all liked that very tall somethings line is because we already felt that way Olivia is just one of us

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

The wages of sin is death

[chugging pilk at 2am and getting a tummy ache @GASLIGHTER_]

Dedicate it to black and queer voices

[kaylee @DietCokeVEVO]

i was at the grocery and heard a lady ask a little boy what he wanted to be when he grew up and with no pause he said “Mr. Fart”

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[maddie @stardreamgrrrl]

@MitskiFatos

[weather @dsxf234161]

maturing is realising charlie kirk was transgender

[slippery snail @snailpartyrox]

@dystopicmori @kerpele @taiwo2turnt I’d laugh #lesbian

[Ace 🇦🇬🇮🇴🇨🇽🇬🇵🇱🇨🇨🇼🇸🇧🇳🇨🇨🇻🇹🇰🇬🇩 @Illusory_Ace]

First pride month without Charlie Kirk

[🍒 @ImmaFuckinQuinn]

Dicas para driblar fases ruins:

Usar drogas
Beber até capotar
Dormir
Masturbação e pornô
Comprar futilidades on-line
Comer besteira a cada 3h
Escutar música 24/7
Criar playlists
Zerar o twitter
Ver 6h de vídeos curtos
Andar/dirigir sem rumo
Maratonar qualquer merda

[☆ @seadave1a]

today marks the 10 year anniversary of the time I fell off the swings at a park and some bitch ass kid said "what season is it?? fall?" I pray that he's dead every single day

[Mohammad Wang @downiegroyper]

I hate when a pedestrian’s lifeless body rolling over the hood of my car distracts me from instagram reels

[Gambel’s quail @holzawn]

The fact that I’ve known every word to this for like 5 years

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Me in the criterion closet:

havent seen it
Dont know what that is
Havent seen it
Havent seen it
Too old
Looks boring
Havent seen it

[Love Takes Smiles @fartdysphoria]

im playing mahjong with my pussy out

[clare @sadderlizards]

just decided that everything is gonna be okay

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Yes I’m white.
Yes I eat:

Chicken Tikka Masala
Mango Lassi
Garlic Naan
California Roll
Street Tacos
“Birria”
Lamb over Rice
General Tso

Sincerely, one of the good ones.

[vio @erogetism]

I have a mouth but I don’t really need to scream right now maybe later

[fishious @fishquichee]

I finished twitter. Read everything