Snail

just a snail

[Snail @snailrnail]

follow me or cry

[Snail @snailrnail]

hiiiiiiiiiiii ^-^

[Snail @snailrnail]

slurp skeet schlop,,,,sqlorch slurp smack,,,

[Snail @snailrnail]

slurp skeet schlop,,,,sqlorch slurp smack,,,

[Snail @snailrnail]

"just got broken up with, I'm becoming a Twitter guy now"
- @certifiedbigboi

[Snail @snailrnail]

@fuddlestacks @DirtfishDirty the tweet is coming from inside the class huh, you the professor? you gonna show me how to honk? to slip on a banana peel? with those size 20 ruby red shoes?

[Snail @snailrnail]

sorry "mommy"... your poopsies are toast!

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@DirtfishDirty sorry @fuddlestacks did you say something? thought I heard someone reading twilight fanfic try to defend themselves?

[Snail @snailrnail]

@DirtfishDirty oh yeah

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had 2 let this one simmer bc its so outrageously stupid...i said Australians are IMPOTENT u dumb bitch...smh...learn 2 read may b...this 1 is embarrassing 4 u...

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@snailrnail is a horrible fucking bitch who doesn't allow AU's of POVYDENBYCATPBICBY like smh support small artists???

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get your fucking facts straight?? @snailrnail thinks Australians are important

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I am madly in love with you, immortal person with money

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#liviisoverparty #snailrnailisoverparty

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to me smash = rock and stream = wet
and I? am queen of the cavemen

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I deserve little a intimacy.. as a treat :)

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i hear the president sleeps in a nest of insulation in the attic of the white house and sneaks into the kitchen at midnight to eat banana peels and cheeto dust

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fucka u, u know who u are

(its the president)

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i hear the president has a glade plug in that smells like foot fungus and elderberry

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@Progresso hey man love soup keep up the good :)