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The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The realist adjusts the sails.

[Julia MacDonald @julia_m_mac]

At McKinsey, we charged $400k+ per presentation.

Here’s the simple 7-step framework we used (steal it for free)🧵:

[S @snailsonsails]

No amount of engineering school could have prepared me for toddler proofing my house. Being constantly outsmarted by someone that isn't even 2 is truly humbling. 😂

[S @snailsonsails]

@ca_lahn We have lots of antiquing down where we live and there's weird musical finds like this with even weirder labeling all the time, it makes my heart so happy lol.

[S @snailsonsails]

Does it make me a bad person if I wish that every person who hassles others for still wearing a mask was able to experience what it's like getting sick while immunocompromised? 😇🌟

[S @snailsonsails]

Finally putting the photos into my pregnancy journal from 2020 and BOY is reading that thing so sweet and depressing. Nothing like getting pregnant 3 months before the pandy hit 😑 and wow we really said "2 more weeks" a lot lol

[S @snailsonsails]

My 1.5 year old has been thriving on alone time after being social all day at daycare and it kills me. Nothing like your child yelling "bye bye Mama!" after tucking them in at night 😂

[S @snailsonsails]

Is it worse to be one of those people that wakes up at 5am to do emails and quiet breakfasts or to work out? April 2022 I'm back to thriving on the former and loving it, but you couldn't pay me enough to work out this early.

[That Mom Tho @mom_tho]

i maintain my youth by continuing to get zits well into my late thirties

[S @snailsonsails]

Sometimes I find the amount of food a toddler can consume to be truly disturbing. Financially and conceptually.

[S @snailsonsails]

After years of rejecting any fashion trends you're telling me my time has finally come and grandmother coastal chic is in??? I am HERE for this

[S @snailsonsails]

I said it'd never be me but I have become the mom rewatching videos of their toddler on repeat while they sleep. My kid dancing like an absolute maniac to Right Down the Line this weekend was the funniest thing I've ever seen 💃

[Dadof2Boys @Dadof2crazyboys]

Don’t trust toddlers around folded clothes. I know this now.

[S @snailsonsails]

Nothing could emotionally prepare me for my 1.5 year old to be able to say, night Ma, love you, after i tuck his cute little butt into bed. 🥺😭😭😭 Kids

[StressieBessie @EPrecipice]

5 just described himself as “cute and powerful” and I will be cultivating that energy today

[S @snailsonsails]

Newest phase of 30s not giving an eff is revoking my non fiction book only rule and letting myself read absolute trash. It has been so freeing.

[skip intro @chuchugoogoo]

grown man next to me on my flight whispered “mask nazi” at the little flight attendant, she heard him and asked him to repeat himself and he got scared and said “uh..uh..nothing” lol these people are the biggest babies alive

[S @snailsonsails]

I wish I had 2 percent of the determination that the eye doctor's office I used to go to in high school has with trying to get me to come in for an overdue checkup. It's been over 10 years guys. Let it go

[S @snailsonsails]

We have officially reached the age where my toddler corrects me with the correct way to put on his pants and then yells BYE Mom as he gets ready to go to daycare. 😂