Concept: final boss of a video game who confuses apoptosis with apotheosis and so when he enters his final phase he says “this is my final form…. The apoptosis of my being…” then he just fucking dies
Me agreeing to DM: haha woo :) i love d&d :)
Me actually DMing: shit shit shit shit is fifty pages of worldbuilding enough??? do i have enough npcs?? this plot sucks!!! fuck!!! the session is TOMORROW and i dont have the dungeon map built shit shit shit