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I'm Jakkal!
I translate Paralive stuff! My friend Carp helps!

Homepage + All TLs
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"Was washing the car when some kid passing by said, "lookin' cool". Well, you don't gotta tell me that! 'Course, I dunno whether he was talking about the car or me! lol"

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[翠石依織a.k.a MC カシラ @AKgokigenYR]

車磨いとったら通りすがりの子供にかっけぇって言われてもうた。わかっとるやん！まぁ、車のことか俺のことかは知らんけど（笑）

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"Cats truly do not come when you call them, do they."

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[燕東夏a.k.a MC lil EMPERA @lastjeoldaeja]

猫というのは、やはり呼んでも来ないな。

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"I really do have plenty of time. Just don't know what to do with it."

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[甲斐田紫音a.k.a MC smokin'dog @smokinwhitedog]

時間だけはたっぷりあるんだよね。使い道がないだけで。

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Sometimes I'm torn between being consistent and the fact that a better translation has occurred to me lol

like six months ago I realized I could be translating Toma's おれおれおーれ in a lot of contexts as "me, myself, and I" lol but I've yet to commit to it

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"No Master. No smartphone either. Could it be that Master became a smartphone??"

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[棗リュウa.k.a MC コンプラ大魔王 @ryukunkawaii]

ますたーがいない。スマホがない。ますたーがスマホになった？？

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"No matter how much effort I put in to take good pictures of photogenic sweets that should totally go viral, it's always posts with whatever weird captions that end up getting more likes 🫠🫠 What's up with that? Make it make sense~ 😇"

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[三洲寺甘太郎a.k.a MC KANTARO @imsweetiecutie]

バズりそうな映えスイーツの写真めちゃくちゃ頑張って撮っても、なんか変なこと言ってる投稿の方がいいね多いよね🫠🫠なんで？むずかし～😇

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"Someone on a bike came tearing out of nowhere at full speed, so I stopped 'em to give them a piece of my mind-- turns out it was just some punk-ass middle-schooler. Hindsight's gonna be a serious bitch once you end up getting hurt, kid."

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[伊藤紗月a.k.a MC 臥威亜 @AKsatsukingYR]

自転車がクソ爆速で突っ込んできやがったから止めて文句言ったら中坊だった。テメェが怪我してからじゃ遅ぇだろうが。

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"Did everyone see that super-cool shot of me-me-me~? The deets are still secret for now, but everyone got some really sweet shots taken, so def look forward to it ✌"

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[緋景斗真a.k.a MC TOMA @t0malikes2party]

おれおれおーれのかっちょいいショット、みんな見てくれた～？詳しくはまだシークレットだけど、みんなバチバチにイカした感じで撮ってもらってたから楽しみに待っててくれぃ✌

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plan is: i will just go forward with this month's tweets, and catch up with and post the may tweets in the next couple days. :V since i missed a bunch at the start of the month too lol

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we cpuld have a whole discussion about how nonsensically draconian Japanese IP holders can be and it's not a defense of them or their practices, its that we all collectively need to cover our own asses LMAO

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remember that rule #0 is "no snitching" and posting stream caps/recordings counts as snitching

again I'm seeing this from multiple directions so it's not just overseas fans but. psa in en for the en side of the fandom lol

[Carpfish 🎶 🐈🐈🐈🐈 @kurodagumis]

Also not to be a cop but. Guys. Guys. Guysssss.

If you want official to keep offering intl streaming purchase, then DON'T POST RECORDED CLIPS OF THE STREAM THE DAY AFTER SHOW ☺️ idgaf what you do in private but archive period isn't even over and everyone can see your posts!!!

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Also just a note:
I'm seeing a lot of Japanese heads who are concerned about the number of inside-the-venue pictures people are posting, so. It's not just intl fans doing it, but for our side of the fandom: heads up that taking + posting pictures taken inside the venue is NG 👍

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Once we know what the release schedule for Memory 2 is, I'll try to give an estimate on when I'll do it, but in the meantime did you know I already translated Memory (volume 1) and you can, and dare I day should, read it right now?
https://t.co/2flG1yM1HW

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My (extremely negative) opinions on the anime aside just be aware that it's *not a new season* and distribution may be different.

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👍 look forward to me having a lot to translate this summer LMAO

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Just be aware of one thing:
It's a movie, NOT A SECOND SEASON.

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i will do my best to catch up with some missed stuff this weekend! but also, because we are one week out, i am going to do my usual preemptive announcement that: i will be AFK over Dope Show weekend on account of being at Dope Show, so please be patient!

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"Today was just one of those days where everything seemed to turn out well. There's nothing particularly special about it, but I feel like just that much is enough to make me feel like I'll be able to sleep very well. I hope that more days like this are coming."

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[闇堂四季a.k.a MC 名無し @nanashisaboten]

今日はなんだか、うまくできたことが多い日でした。それだけなんですが、それだけでいい気分で眠れる気がして。こういう日が続けばいいなと思います。

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"Kaida-kun said "YOU of all people must have a burner account, right?" to me. So I looked up what a "burner account" is, but I can't think of any reason why I would need to make one. Is this something everyone does, or...?"

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[犬飼憂人a.k.a MC HANCHO @mainichiheiwani]

甲斐田くんに「犬飼って裏アカあるでしょ」と言われました。裏アカというものを調べたのですが、私には作る理由が思い当たりませんでした。みなさん持っているものなのでしょうか？

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"The sunshine is making it feel like it's already summer! And my favorite sunglasses are finally getting their time to shine, too 😎"

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[アン・フォークナーa.k.a MC anZ @fxxkdaborder]

日差しがもう夏！お気に入りのサングラスがやっと出番って感じ😎