Darwin D. Snake

Living life in a science classroom!

[Darwin D. Snake @SnakeDarwin]

@ONW_APbio Not sure about all the other parties, but I prefer proteins - they’re very “snake-like”. #snakesrule

[Darwin D. Snake @SnakeDarwin]

I have no words (yes, this is all true)

[Darwin D. Snake @SnakeDarwin]

Cell-Elections? I don’t know about those organelles, I happen to prefer proteins (long and thin, folding into knots). @ONW_APbio #ONWCelLection

[ONW-APBio @ONW_APbio]

#ONWCelLection has begun! Let the campaigning and mudslinging commence!

[Dr. Jay W Schwartz @jaywschwartz]

@m_davis8802 @sciencewithtyus @Mammals_Suck Not to drudge up an old fight but I thought my fellow #TeamMammals-ers might appreciate this

[Darwin D. Snake @SnakeDarwin]

I find it surprising that someone over 200x my mass is afraid of me. It's not like my non-poisonous, 5cm wide mouth is going to attempt to swallow you!

[Darwin D. Snake @SnakeDarwin]

#Yannyvslaurel is ridiculous. I can't hear either - and it doesn't matter! (snakes only "hear" very low sounds ~80-1000Hz). Let's go back to talking about the blue&black dress - or was it white&gold?

[Darwin D. Snake @SnakeDarwin]

#ONWSeniors are done! No more staring at me while I eat! No more yanking me out while I sleep! Life will be a lot more peaceful now!

[Darwin D. Snake @SnakeDarwin]

OMG! Teller just spoke! #BigBangTheory

[MC Marmot @MC_Marmot]

Shockwaves! Upsets! Plot twists! Carnage! All this and more in our recap of the Kat's Away (aka Alt Mammal) division of #2018MMM! https://t.co/VGR0FgLffK

[Prof. Katie Hinde @Mammals_Suck]

#2018MMM Straw Poll
Do you think Tardigrade is

[Darwin D. Snake @SnakeDarwin]

Snakes have to stick together! Coils of power will wrap up the competition and squeeze the life out of any in our way! Constrictors for the win! #2018MMM #2018MMMletsgo #TeamAnaconda

[Darwin D. Snake @SnakeDarwin]

Put me in, coach! I’m ready to play! I’ll take on that edible dormouse (yum!). #MARCHMAMMALMADNESS #2018MMM

[Oxford Journals @OxfordJournals]

OUP is pleased to again be contributing to #MarchMammalMadness by providing a collection of research on 20 randomly selected species from two divisions! Check it out and complete your #2018MMM bracket https://t.co/uZJOXjLU9j @Mammalogists @2018MMMLetsGo

[Darwin D. Snake @SnakeDarwin]

#2018MMM It's March Mammal Madness time! And they finally got smart and included the greatest division - NON-MAMMALS!!! #reptilesrule

[Darwin D. Snake @SnakeDarwin]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow (while flying through rainin Kansas)? #MontyPython @JohnCleese

[Darwin D. Snake @SnakeDarwin]

@Cellmem78761622 @ONW_APbio That’s what makes flagella awesome - they’re exclusive to only the very best. Membranes = too common = BORING! @ONW_APbio

[Darwin D. Snake @SnakeDarwin]

You may not say it in your report - but I can tell you wanted to! @ONW_APbio

[Darwin D. Snake @SnakeDarwin]

Why isn’t the flagella considered the “best organelle”? It’s the only one that looks like a snake! WINNING! @ONW_APbio

[Darwin D. Snake @SnakeDarwin]

@ONW_APbio What’s up with all these boring organelles? Don’t they know awesome snake-like flagella and cilia that are key to living?