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live across the street from a Wendys

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in no particular order:
- https://t.co/07fDsLoP2L
- https://t.co/y0M7eu8Riv
- https://t.co/N57qfPpjFR
- https://t.co/lc4FGGTrXJ
- https://t.co/3xecSyWXKX

- honorable mention to 9, 27, 50, 54, 100, 143, 155, 185, 196, 200, 208

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why do ppl that do drugs like to barter and trade random shit so much?

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can you do more flips with your ass out???

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why do they cut gymnastics outfits like that

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 rude to pour water on him!!

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@MikeWithaY drinking and driving is illegal. drinking and letting the car drive is not

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what if boomers are lying and they are actually really good with computers

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how long do you have to let a jolly rancher sit in water for it to turn into a gummy

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chicken broth la croix

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I'm so f******-coded I constantly speak in east coast time zone. sickening tbh

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crazy to me how football players have to dap up like 30+ people when they do something good

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idk if this was just coincidental or not but chief keef launching into faneto right after a fight broke out in the crowd was great timing

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@ashelystolem worth their weight in gold

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why do Drs get so salty when you tell them you googled something

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the nail girl joked with me today

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Amon-Ra Street Brown

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I just ate a bowl of chili with nothing but tortilla chips, a fork, and a cinnamon roll. soups are eaten with spoons. not a soup

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I went to a hairdresser that refused to cut my hair as short as I requested once

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if i was the president of north carolina i would definitely seize the biltmore mansion

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@MikeWithaY

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*me on any reality show thinking none of the 8000 cameras are watching me or listening to me whispering to every contestant*

so like do you think anyone brought any weed in here?