han

me and Björk are best friends … in my head. - 21+ only ❣️

[han @snakemutual]

Accidentally Ghosted hot firefighter from across the lake this weekend, will text him tmrrrw to see if he still wont that

[han @snakemutual]

Whenever the internet gets to me and I start feeling a lil bad about turning 30 soon I will think back to her because she’s the most beautiful sexy hot woman I’ve ever seen and she only gets better as years go by

[xcx source @xcxsource]

Charli xcx partying to “Like A G6” at her 34th birthday party. 🖤

[han @snakemutual]

I got like 8 diff numbers in ma phone rn idk how im juggling all this or
How long I can keep it up 🥴

[han @snakemutual]

Only had the latter tryna get to the former ya dig

[:p @g1rlfr13n]

situationship that loves you but will never fully commit to you

or

ex that had you eating tears three meals a day seven days a week

[Aesthetics 𝕏 @aestheticsguyy]

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description!

[han @snakemutual]

That’s why kpop is so amazing to me, like just pure fun and carefree

[✒️ @Literariium]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 ᯓ ✈︎ @sovietsoleri]

Chicago, 2009.

[han @snakemutual]

Idk but being Italian american is the reverse of this

[BB. 🇦🇱 @6illy___]

What’s it called when you’re proud of your heritage but hate your people at the same time loool

[han @snakemutual]

Drag show if it’s the last thing we do!!*

[han @snakemutual]

Me and RaeRae I’m gonna make her go to this drag

[Chazza @chazzanews]

Making plans to hang out with coworker outside of work

[soli @solisolsoli]

By Kazuaki Horitomo

[han @snakemutual]

@jinniemcgill Pls I need to leave America 🙋🏻‍♀️😩

[Alex @eunuchdeath]

blocked by a third plug for requesting the serene duck strain, the search continues

[han @snakemutual]

@mygsluv I can’t second this enough, and then when thoses thing come up in conversation and they just don’t get it and I’m made to feel like I’m just being pissy and pitiful if I talk about how different my life is from theirs 😩

[han @snakemutual]

Dating apps feel like a humiliation ritual

[han @snakemutual]

GREEN (to purple ombré sometimes)

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Neurodivergent friends, what color is February?

[han @snakemutual]

Will always be enthralled by the shapes she makes with her mouth

[y2k @y2kpopart]

Jessica Simpson — A Little Bit (2001)

[han @snakemutual]

He didn’t text me yesterday it’s ok everything is fine 😃

[han @snakemutual]

Trying to not be needy or crazy and text him again but waiting for him to text instead

[َ @gffyoq]

i don't have a type but i do have a very concerning pattern.