Scott Harris

Retired US Navy submarine force, father of 3.

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@adamcarolla @LisaMarieBoothe An assmunch in the pool is an assmunch in life

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Perhaps I should run for public office. After all, I love America. Hell, the National Anthem has always caused tears in my eyes. I am just so damn proud of this country.

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@ChristinaPushaw @LisaMarieBoothe Wearing a minimum of 4 masks is patriotic. Adding a face shield and a full biohazard suit just shows how much you love the USA. Don't forget to get both vaccine shots and a minimum of 12 booster shots. Oh yeah, be sure to get that government sponsored lobotomy too.

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@FoxNews So where in the world is crackhead Hunter??

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@FoxNews If Fauci ever comes to Alabama he'll probably get his ass kicked the first time he tries to tell someone to mask up. It will probably be a woman too.

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@luizagabrr @S2nningBabes I see your bucky

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@FoxNews AOC might be correct. I saw a quart of oil try to jump off the shelf at a auto parts store and kill someone. Luckily it was a quart of oil, and UNABLE TO KILL SOMEONE!!!

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@DailyMail @AnnCoulter Great job NYT. It only took you 2 years to come to the same conclusion everyone else did back in 2020. Can't wait for your thoughts on this Ukraine thing. I'm sure you will have an official comment in 8 or 9 months.

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@FoxNews 98 million Americans protest sky-high gas prices since we are not rich Hollywood elites like these idiots.

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@FoxNews After winning, this dude went outside and wrote his name in the snow.

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@FoxNews Here we go again. AOC claims that fossil fuels directly cause death. To appease her highness, America will immediately suspend all production of anything and everything made from any petroleum product. All car tires must immediately be turned in for disposal.

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@FoxNews Psaki also claims that Biden had to write the Constitution because they didn't have one when they slid into office, nor was there any electricity or running water.

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@FoxNews @TheLeoTerrell This just proves that the so called Elites have a different judicial system than regular Americans.

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@tedcruz @rweingarten Is that a picture of Abba?

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@KatiePavlich All female swimmers should refuse to compete if this guy lady gets in the pool.

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@KatiePavlich Kick the man swimmer in his balls. It wouldn't stop a real woman from swimming so it shouldn't stop it right?

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@FoxNews Pelosi, really? Who cares about Pelosi? Well, Ben and Jerrys icecream possibly.

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@FoxNews Lock her up, lock her up

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@FoxNews Between President Bidon't and VP Cacklepants, in a contest for competency, my 15 year old deaf dog wins.

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@FoxNews Sleezebags like Gascon need to be removed. Although, I'm sure AOC will hire him.