Pizza Satan

Bad tweets, bad bios is my motto. classified as the Carlos

[Pizza Satan @snakes4asking]

I don't have enough DILF energy to cut my hair

[Houston Dynamo FC @HoustonDynamo]

You just can't beat this view 😍

[shrek shrek 2 shrek the third shrek forever after @ShrekJokez]

The woke mob is trying to cancel Shrek for being green

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@arthkellermann I went to a music festival just to end up sitting in a hammock writing song lyrics (they were about if you gave Native Americans assault rifles)

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@Fabliauski I want to write a heartfelt song, but I'm not trying to crack in front of the baddies

[DeafTone @DeafToneSays]

Here are 10 fun facts about the @HoustonDynamo FC

(the MLS soccer team based in Houston, Texas):

[J.C. Reid @jcreidtx]

New Houston hustle: going to the airport to get in the security line even though you aren't flying and then auctioning off your place in line when you get to the front to the highest bidder.

[Pizza Satan @snakes4asking]

@atrembath I think the big difference is that, although the pushback against AI data centers sings a similar tune to the fracking debacle, AT LEAST we got something tangible from fracking (natural gas). AI still proves to be wildly unprofitable and ineffective

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@_fat_ugly_rat_ We had the same situation here in Houston with our District Clerks, since the incumbent isnt running this time.

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@evan7257 As wonderful as that would be alleviating North-South traffic in the city, that would disturb a lot of green space

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@Panzaredda Where is this being developed? I would love to visit the final product

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@spectraimsim The virgin "starter" vs. The Chad Founder

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@DucDeVinny We Stan

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JuJu on that beat, except replace "Ju" with "Gawk"

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Hey @Wendys , my roommate had some of your ghost pepper saucy nuggs. He says he's not impressed

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Here’s what Democrats did today (February 14):

[Pizza Satan @snakes4asking]

@Jacob__Castillo The only light keeping me going in this dark cavern

[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

Jon Stewart’s 2-minute history lesson here is worth everyone’s time before we start confidently breaking out our theories of what happened

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@ManifestE0 @nocontextmemes The cans do look HEB brand

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@domesticmothman Some secondary character from a 70s low budget horror movie. Only scene I saw her was in a movie theater that was for a witch house movie video. She was eating some popcorn and noticed everyone there staring at her and slowly surrounding her

[Pizza Satan @snakes4asking]

Like it ain't bad, it was hella radio friendly, disco-inspired funk-infused rockabilly catchyness that made you wanna dance instead of thrash

[Pizza Satan @snakes4asking]

I think I'm entering the same era in my music development as the one that many hard rock and heavy metal musicians of the early 70s went through in the mid-late 70s.
Y'know... the Kiss sound

[Pizza Satan @snakes4asking]

Same changes that happened to Led Zeppelin, Budgie, Rod Stewart, some individual musicians here and there