Chris Woods

I love running, a bit of rock, drinking red wine & taking photos. Carpet cleaning @CSRcleaning to pay the bills & trips.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I wish my nan had asked for my consent before she hugged and kissed me. I nearly swallowed her false teeth once.

[Mara Yamauchi @mara_yamauchi]

Hi @Steph_Peacock, I’ve asked you twice already and got no answer.

You are the Minister for Sport. Do you support MALES in the FEMALE category in @parkrun?

At least 22 Female records are held by men. More than 300 times, the 1st Female has been male.

Do you support this?

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

If you find comedy offensive, then DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT. But stop treating the rest of us like children who must be carefully protected from anything remotely controversial.

[Chris Woods @snakesbite7]

@SamaHoole I've been meaning to ask about how long vit D from sunlight is stored in the body, lots of variables obviously....

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

They call it the cure for obesity. Here is the fine print.

Month 1: starts the weight-loss jab. The weight falls off. Miraculous.

Month 3: down two stone, delighted, telling everyone who'll listen.

Month 5: the nausea is constant now, and food has stopped being a pleasure.

Month 6: the muscle is going too, not just the fat. The face has aged a decade.

Month 8: bent double with stomach cramps, gut seized, gallbladder playing up.

Month 9: sick of feeling sick, comes off it. The appetite roars back within a fortnight.

Month 12: the fat returns, the muscle does not. Net worse off than the day he started.

Month 13: back on the jab, this time understood to be for good.

Year 3: £200 a month, forever, nausea and all, to manage a thing a plate of meat and eggs would have handled.

A subscription with a needle, renewable for life.

[Melissa Ciummei @KSCUBKEE]

If under-16s are banned from social media in the UK platforms don’t just “know” who is who.
Everyone has to be sorted into one of two groups: under 16 or over. How do they do that? Social media platforms will need age assurance system, so ID checks, facial age estimation or third-party verification tools sitting between you and the app.
So in practice, access to social media starts to depend on proving you’re old enough, your identity — one way or another. They’re don’t care about children they care about forcing in digital ID. This is straight for the 2018 WEF paper “Identity in a digital world”
Page 5 states “This digital identity determines what products, services and information we can access – or, conversely, what is closed off to us.” The diagram on page 10 lists the various ways to get it in with one titled ^social platforms’!! Digital ID it the road to totalitarian control. If they truly cared about children then ban phones and iPads altogether, their dangers go way beyond exposure to inappropriate content……

* Eye strain and headaches
* Higher risk of short-sightedness (myopia)
* Sleep disruption (blue light, late use)
* Reduced physical activity
* Attention and focus issues
* Increased anxiety or low mood (especially social media)
* Addictive or compulsive usage patterns
* Reduced face-to-face social development.
* Weaker sustained learning focus in some cases

But that also protects them from the indoctrination content that parents aren’t fully aware of.

The reality is any system like this won’t be perfect so no doubt they will find ways around restrictions. It’s not about protection. It’s about the introduction of Digital ID. It’s not just the uk, this is happening in the UK, Australia, the EU, the US, Canada…….it’s happening in lockstep, you either wake up to why or you will find yourself in a digital prison. Do no consent!

[Chris Woods @snakesbite7]

@Barefoot_Will_ I never knew your story, strength to you, well done on sticking to your principles through terrible times. Respect 🤘

[Chris Woods @snakesbite7]

@MarySul86986245 @BarronTNews_ Slime

[Chris Woods @snakesbite7]

@GliderBelfast Thanks, that worked 👍🏽

[Chris Woods @snakesbite7]

@NadirIndar @andrewrdye When was this?

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

And to think that AI ruined this genius's work.

[Camus @newstart_2024]

Jordan Peterson delivers a quiet gut-punch:

“Don’t underestimate the hole your absence would leave.
Each of us is a remarkable creature with something unique to offer — to the people we love and to the world.
It’s our responsibility to make that manifest.
We move a little farther away from paradise every time we don’t.”

This is serious business.

Your life isn’t just about you. Your presence, effort, and contribution create ripples that affect everyone around you — and the broader world.

When was the last time you felt the weight of that responsibility?
Or the last time someone’s absence left a hole you couldn’t fill?

Your take 👇

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

😂😂

[Chris Woods @snakesbite7]

@Barefoot_Will_ Catalog, please

[X Freeze @XFreeze]

Epstein tried everything to get Elon to his island, even using Reid Hoffman and Bill Gates to get to him

Elon refused multiple times and eventually blocked his emails at the server level permanently

So, in retaliation, Epstein and Gates launched a massive campaign to short Tesla, betting heavily to try and bankrupt the company (Gates lost billions to his madness)

And then with the Biden administration, launched massive nonsensical lawsuits against SpaceX and Tesla

All because Elon pushed for the Epstein files to be released to expose the most heinous crimes committed against innocent children and put those responsible behind bars

Elon is the major reason the Epstein files are finally public

[Robert Fico 🇸🇰 @RobertFicoSVK]

IF THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT DOES NOT RESUME OIL SUPPLIES TO SLOVAKIA ON MONDAY, ON THAT SAME DAY I WILL ASK THE RELEVANT SLOVAK COMPANIES TO STOP EMERGENCY ELECTRICITY SUPPLIES TO UKRAINE.

Since the beginning of the war, Slovakia has been helping Ukraine. Around 180,000 Ukrainians are currently on our territory, we provide humanitarian assistance, and we organize joint government meetings. We are doing substantially more for Ukraine than some other countries.

The Ukrainian president refuses to understand our peace-oriented approach and, because we do not support the war, he is behaving maliciously toward Slovakia. First, he halted gas flows to Slovakia, causing us damages of €500 million per year. Now he has stopped oil flows, causing us further losses and logistical difficulties.

If the West does not mind that the Nord Stream gas pipeline was blown up, Slovakia cannot accept Slovak-Ukrainian relations as a one-way ticket benefiting only Ukraine. Slovakia is a proud and sovereign country, and I am a proud and sovereign Slovak. If oil supplies to Slovakia are not resumed on Monday, I will ask SEPS, the state-owned joint-stock company, to stop emergency electricity supplies to Ukraine. In January 2026 alone, these emergency supplies, needed to stabilize the Ukrainian energy grid, were required twice as much as during the entire year of 2025.

Given President Zelensky’s unacceptable behavior toward Slovakia, treating it as a hostile country, I consider it absolutely correct that I refused to involve the Slovak Republic in the latest €90 billion military loan for Ukraine.

[Brook Jackson 💜 @IamBrookJackson]

I don’t why this is so funny to me!

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

Cute couple. 😂😂

[Chris Woods @snakesbite7]

@davidcoverdale A most happy retirement, enjoy! 🖤