SnakeytheJakey

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[chaz @chazzedout]

when i was 9 i watched this documentary with my family and my uncle caught me sucking my toe in the middle of it, paused it, and said “what the fuck are you doing” in front of everyone

[owli (is bird pilled) @owlithology]

legit one of my favorite gifs everyone got a little something unique going on here

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Pet Sematary

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Bro sees the grim reaper on the other side of the room

[LRMF @LRMF54]

He’s so hot I’m sorry

[jonathan @jwebmusic]

My dog when I ask what they have in their mouth

[Tatenokai Gael 🇮🇪 🇻🇦 @TatenokaiGael]

My favourite fact about Tommy Wiseau (the director of 'The Room') was that while filming the Room he ordered a five minute silence on set on the one year anniversary of 9/11 before calling Bin Laden an 'asshole motherfucker piece of shit'.

[MAGAlovesPEDOS @crunchyface74]

Staffer: Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the couch

Kash Patel: Did someone say dog?

JD Vance: Couch?

Trump: Minor?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Person doing his eyebrow makeup must have tripped and fell

[Paully B @boringbuildr]

Me at the red light while the homeless guy stares in my window

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

Me: “Are you pooping?”

Toddler in the corner:

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Hey man, really sorry to hear about your mom. It looks like heaven got a new gigantic angel. I hope she was able to fit through the pearly gates, man.

[Cayô @fumodoissbalao]

assistindo shrek muito chapado e to rindo de todas as falas do burro isso nao existe nao

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

he looks like he sells exotic reptiles illegally in Pensacola

[Shane @smbrown26]

The silver lining to being a Browns fan is that one day I will die.

[samuel @gooofsterr]

The hardest Beavis and Butthead ever made me laugh was one where they're watching a music video set in front of the Egyptian pyramids and one of them says, "where the hell is this"

[carnage @CletusKasady4L]

imagine when kirk got shot another identical kirk walked out and said some shit like “glad i’m not that guy!”

[🔛🔝 @killingherass]

in the Kirk club. straight up "kirking it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My kirkeenis