Lauren

I'm not sassy. I just have an intelligent way of phrasing my thoughts.

[Lauren @snapperdoodles]

Walking to my 8 AM class twenty minutes early in the rain because that's just how much of a life I don't have.

[Lauren @snapperdoodles]

You know it will be a good day when the dining hall's fake scrambled eggs taste a lot like real eggs.

[Lauren @snapperdoodles]

I was writing an essay last night when woke up, found myself in bed, and realized I missed the class the essay was for. Confused? Me too.

[Lauren @snapperdoodles]

I like to think that my notes from when I'm half-asleep in class is my conscience talking to me in code.

[Lauren @snapperdoodles]

This lecture is so slow, even the smart students are leaving for ten minute bathroom trips.

[Lauren @snapperdoodles]

There's only one side of the bed I can wake up on, so stop telling me I picked the wrong one and just give me my dang caffeine.

[Lauren @snapperdoodles]

Stalk your friends and "friends" with ease! FACEBOOK: Now creepier than ever!

[Lauren @snapperdoodles]

Just fixed a toilet. Sure, I only had to use a toilet plunger for 5 seconds, but nobody else was willing to do it, so I'm still the hero.

[Lauren @snapperdoodles]

First tweets are like first dates: you don't know what to say.