JD

Sting 🦂

[Depressed Oracle Red Bull F1 Fan Account @FlyoutChase]

Haitian women in the stadium was putting pressure on the Brazilian women yesterday ctfu

[😈 Xavier ✞ @RealXavier011]

I've seen enough already

[James @MrJamesKe]

From what I have noticed, not all South Africans are on this ship of Afrophobia. Some have clearly distanced themselves from the shenanigans going on. From my observation, the loudest voices behind it seem to be coming from certain Zulu groups, not South Africans as a whole.

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

hizi lips zinashine sana. there is no expensive food ile inaeza fanya zishine hivo, ni mandunya pekee

[Dr. Ben Braddock @GraduatedBen]

I believe that many people get cancer and beat cancer without ever knowing it

[Clash Report @clashreport]

JD Vance:

I have joked that I have two very, very important people in my life.

An Indian and a Pakistani.

The Indian is my wife, and the Pakistani is Field Marshal Munir.

[Kenny @sailboatson]

Type of girl you meet on the last day of vacation.

[KERUI @anthony_kerui]

Kaishan Terra Green Ammonia Limited. Construction is what % ????? @DavidNdii

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

📸 - An Ivory Coast fan during the game! 🇨🇮💫

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

KTN has decided to go down with Kasongo.

I can't wait for this lies compilation.

Mwecheche sana.

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

Najua mnangoja sana niweke mnyama lakini bado… inafika kesho.
Kumbe Sunday Nairobi city is this crazy. Teens everywhere 😳.

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

The largest wealth transfer in history is taking place while people squabble over bullshit.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Trump announces UK's Starmer to resign, as PM reported to be making key decision

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇. 𝐎. 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

I'm trying to imagine my mother being shown a video of me being beaten by my woman for cheating, while she's asking me, "Kwani hautosheki?"

Then my mother pauses the video, removes her glasses, rewinds it, and watches it again just to confirm that the man receiving "ngundi" like free government fertilizer is indeed her son.

Now imagine my friends visiting me in hospital.

Not because I was robbed.
Not because I was involved in an accident.

But because I was beaten for cheating.

"Pole sana bro."

"How many stitches?"

"One woman or a coalition government?"

The worst part is explaining how I got the injuries.

Doctor: "What happened?"
Me: "Domestic misunderstanding."
Doctor: "Who won?"
Me: "...she did."

At that point even the village elders will refuse to hear my case.

Where will I bury my head?

Not in sand.
Not underground.

I will need a whole quarry to disappear permanently.

[RT @RT_com]

Trump lets jetlagged Iran team in just hours from World Cup LA showdown & kicks them straight out after without even pro warmdown

[Sam Okudzeto Ablakwa @S_OkudzetoAblak]

I congratulate the University of Ghana’s School of Performing Arts for that masterful reenactment of the transatlantic enslavement at the Osu Castle during the Next Steps Juneteenth commemoration.

Their brilliant performance is receiving wide international acclaim with invitations already pouring in from multiple countries including Barbados, Jamaica and the US.

Really proud of Ghana’s outstanding diverse talents.

May I wish all our hardworking and caring men a Happy Father’s Day.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Kalonzo Musyoka is not a driver of anything. He supported Raila in 3 elections, and yet he has no voice anywhere - Jimmy Wanjigi

[JD @snapperpictures]

@Moeletsi_Lets @collen_sambo2 @ElFenomenoNenz So they're are connected?

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

This is exactly how it’s supposed to be.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

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