SNAPPY001

Seafarer ⚓️|| Marine Engineer ⚙️|| Manchester United Fans

[SNAPPY001 @snappysemo]

God first, my babe second, make family
hold third for now, e get why

[SNAPPY001 @snappysemo]

I no know how I wan do am, but I wan dey both Muslim and Christian heaven when I die.

I go collect my 72 virgins from Allah, then carry dem go my mansion wey Jesus don prepare for me.

[SNAPPY001 @snappysemo]

Today, pls think before you text me.

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People would be in secret competition with you and get mad because they're losing.

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You think say if beast no guide, beauty for dey with am😒

[SNAPPY001 @snappysemo]

As you dey go through a lot, dem dey go through your babe

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"I'm still taking orders" person wey never sell anything since last year

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So you just dey wash clothes for different men every year... wow, washing machine.

[SNAPPY001 @snappysemo]

wetin I dey go through now, na him make avatar hide for 100yrs

[SNAPPY001 @snappysemo]

Life too funny 😂

you fit dey go tru a lot make to kiss girl still de hungry you 💁🏿

[SNAPPY001 @snappysemo]

People out here saying I'm their ex, I will sue you for character defamation

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If you are pregnant and you always dream about shoes, just know that the person responsible for the pregnancy wants to run away

[SNAPPY001 @snappysemo]

Girl tell you to go lock door, you run go lock am, what if she wan kee you😶

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If you've already made millions, why do you need to sell me a course🤨

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she may not have a grip on reality but she got a grip where it matters

[SNAPPY001 @snappysemo]

your boyfriend isn’t gangster he’s just a broke retard with an unregistered gun

[SNAPPY001 @snappysemo]

Does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now

[SNAPPY001 @snappysemo]

You see me, u do like say u no see me. Omo you no blind reach me oh 😂

[SNAPPY001 @snappysemo]

You go think say I cheap because I like you

Go and ask from those people wey I no like 😂

[SNAPPY001 @snappysemo]

Behind every successful man there's a woman. Do you know why? Because women don't follow unsuccessful men