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[𝑉𝑎𝑙 🩷 @valbunnybaby]

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[Trophy Husband @okQhawe]

When I sign off an email with “Best”, I am not wishing anyone the best. I am saying that I am the best.

[luc ☆ @olucasxcx]

to num nível de esgotamento e estresse nunca visto em toda minha vida

[Poker Perry @PokerPerry1]

people say cocaine is addictive but i’ve turned down cocaine multiple times. i don’t think i’ve ever turned down a chocolate chip cookie. something to think about.

[matt @inlanddernpire]

Having issues with “waking up” as a 26 year old

[ؘ @slxthor]

chegar no trabalho todo dia é literalmente viver esse vídeo

[anita @sapphicmacbeth]

was having a rough day and downed half a bottle of chardonnay to get through it

[mishi @hunterch4fer]

Reaching out to someone who never texts first

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Why doesn’t lowest just cheat on Peter griffin she’s too good for him

[juls @scullystxrs]

Someone said “nice to meet you” at work today and I said “Thank you”

[✮✮✮✮✮ @heavoralex]

every time i think imma have a chill day at work

[hounddog @sazifide]

your email found me. it knows where i am. im so fucking scared

[bells @cheshireaway]

when i’m having a bad day but im not married to tom scavo so it’s actually not that bad

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

but does the flow wanna go w me

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

21 and 22 Jump street are both hall of fame comedy movies 😂

[monkey car @PrimateVehicle]

Why the fuck would I ever step out of my comfort zone it's literally called the comfort zone

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Why'd he say fuck me for? (2014)

[️ً @5vi1y]

ppl unpleaser

[lila @chaeyuer]

I WAS GAY WHEN YOU PUNCHED ME