Do I Smell Toast?

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...but behaved porpoise

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Love and blessings to everyone who hears this...which is almost no one.
Bye

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@readerguy1 this post has lead to more people posting stupid shit than i expected...

[Josh, Mountain Respector @StrangerJosh11]

The latest US literacy stats have just dropped and they are every bit as grim as you might imagine.

"Approximately 50% of Americans read so poorly that they are unable to perform simple tasks such as reading prescription drug labels"

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@SlangsOnSports @MLBNetwork @MLB baseball is the best!

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@phil_lol_ogist Please see my profile pic for my medieval animal status today and every day

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@ThatEricAlper All the school computers were in the "computer classroom." All the smoking STUDENTS had a designated spot in the parking lot. We USED our lockers.

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@DanielMarkham *win

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@DanielMarkham MONSTER

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@ThatEricAlper ...if a poodle had a lid on it uh huh

[Texas Standard (@texasstandard.bsky.social) @TexasStandard]

The museum has five art galleries, four history galleries, an interactive space for families and children called Spark, and a permanent collection with over 18,000 works of art and historical artifacts. https://t.co/9hYU15gkm6

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@GimmieVaughn Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the game?

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@McclungMac LG!!! #WreckEm

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@makenzie_means Not like they were coming dancing anyways...

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

Sometimes you have to say, "No, chef." 😅

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Screw the kids...I was a CHR disc jockey then. I WAS IN THE SHIT, BUD

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

🤣🤣

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

no idea why my chrome has started auto-translating the espn scoreboard page but i'm never changing it back

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@WxShaw wondered when this was going to pop up in my feed today

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@20th_Centurygal Stan Ridgway/Camouflage

[The Citizen Times @asheville]

Trapped in the station by fallen trees, offline, with no power, no water and negligible cell reception, a team of local broadcasters stayed on air. https://t.co/zoEmpj50HX

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@jlkurtz Respectfully John, do hush