Beavis H. Presley

I am the Great Cornholio! Taco Bell-certified motivational speaker.

[Beavis H. Presley @snarkbox]

You can't "defund" NPR. Most of its budget is from local affiliates, not the gov't, that pay for it.

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@TheDunkCentral @lequipe Next-level lame.

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Drivers run stop signs right in front of pedestrians. Here in Lima, Peru. Serious nggr move. All the time.

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White people have exported their habit of bringing their shitty little queasy pug dogs to cafes here in South America.

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@L_D_8 Long walks or runs.

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@ZEsiason @ShlimPickens5 @grok is this correct? 😂

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Check out my focaccia caprese sandwich. Try not to drool.

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@Polymarket Kieko was born and raised in Peru with no Japanese citizenship. Google it and be up on stuff. Stop the moronic comments.

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@sny_knicks Good media training at work.

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@TMZ Mickey Rourke treatment?

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@atrupar She took no guff. Props.

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@PorterLandrum @atrupar 28 Days

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@Shrodingers_Rat @ShlimPickens5

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@Shrodingers_Rat @ShlimPickens5 Oh man, slap that one on yer Cheerios.

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@LakeShowYo Party in the front; projectile diarrhea in the rear.

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@ZEsiason @ShlimPickens5 They look vine ripened.

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@Shrodingers_Rat @ShlimPickens5 You didn’t even mention the riotous reek of cocoa butter, jojoba oil and Jerry’s curl.

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Interesting harvest painting on my hotel room wall. Wouldn’t fly in certain circles in the US.

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@TMZ Troglodyte

[Throck Johnson @ShlimPickens5]

Happens to @snarkbox every time he takes the subway

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@ShlimPickens5 Nggr fatigue is real.

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@ShlimPickens5 @ZEsiason I bet you eat head lettuce 😂