Elon Musk's Faulty Penile Implant

If you can't decipher if what I'm saying is serious or sarcastic, the answer is yes.

[Elon Musk's Faulty Penile Implant @snarkofthebeast]

Cons "If you don't unconditionally love America then why do you still live here? Why don't you just get out?!?"

Bro, my team is the Seattle Mariners. I could give a dissertation on how you can still inherently support something that delivers nothing but disappointment.

[Elon Musk's Faulty Penile Implant @snarkofthebeast]

He already looks like Patrick Bateman.

[Mark 🍁 @Markfry809]

He’s going to follow in the old man’s footsteps and be a chip off the old block of shit. Agree?✋

[Elon Musk's Faulty Penile Implant @snarkofthebeast]

Should be this one.

[🇿🇦yellowbone🇿🇦 @The_yellowbone]

In a different universe Gresham is one of the biggest stars in wrestling

[Elon Musk's Faulty Penile Implant @snarkofthebeast]

I'm not just saying this, but the migrants. Because in my experience, Trumpers got a problem minding their own business. They got shit to say about everything.

[Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog @DougWahl1]

WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE LIVING NEXT DOOR TO YOU?

A) A family of migrants
B) A Household of MAGA

Your thoughts?

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

Hot take: I think YouTube should demonetize all videos are AI generated.

[Habit Forming @FirstName736928]

Sorry buddy

[doomer @uncledoomer]

dutch people eat like an alleycat in a cartoon

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Coming soon.

[chris person @Papapishu]

Rewatched Terminator 2 last night. Fun movie about AI leading to nuclear war and how the easiest way to kill someone is to dress up like a cop. Can't say its themes resonate today.

[Elon Musk's Faulty Penile Implant @snarkofthebeast]

@lilbajablast_ *changes name to grass*

[Elon Musk's Faulty Penile Implant @snarkofthebeast]

@lilbajablast_ This is prime viewing.

[Elon Musk's Faulty Penile Implant @snarkofthebeast]

@PeachDumpling23 Sadly not the winning team.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

It's a cult.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

It’s okay. People only care about the price of eggs.

[Elon Musk's Faulty Penile Implant @snarkofthebeast]

I don't know what everyone is worried about. Trump huffed that stuff every day as a kid and look at him, he's just fine.

https://t.co/SvMphnsn5B

[Mario @PawlowskiMario]

MAGA creeps like Scott Presler keeps crying that “Obama gave Iran billions.”

No, dumbasses. He gave them their own money back.

That $1.7B came from $400M Iran paid to the U.S. in the 1970s for weapons we never delivered after the revolution. We held their cash for 40 years and made interest off it. Obama settled a legal case in international court, gave them back what we legally owed + interest. Not taxpayer money. Not a bribe.

In return, Iran froze its nuclear program under the JCPOA.

Then Trump, in his racist obsession with undoing anything Obama did, pulled out of the deal, slapped sanctions, and pushed Iran straight toward nukes.

All because a wannabe dictator with the IQ of a well done steak had a vendetta against a Black president.

Obama made peace through leverage.
Trump is making war through the hate.

[Elon Musk's Faulty Penile Implant @snarkofthebeast]

These people are dumb and will never learn.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Republican Congresswoman Kat Cammack was denied medical care for her life-threatening ectopic pregnancy because of Florida’s 6-week abortion ban.

She says she is blaming “the left” for how she was treated at the hospital.

[Elon Musk's Faulty Penile Implant @snarkofthebeast]

@lilbajabitch Ditto

[Elon Musk's Faulty Penile Implant @snarkofthebeast]

In this house it's always fuck the Thunder.

[Elon Musk's Faulty Penile Implant @snarkofthebeast]

Hey @okcthunder...

[Elon Musk's Faulty Penile Implant @snarkofthebeast]

@MrCMTusk Chuck D of Public Enemy.