Skippy

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[Keegan Part 2 @Keegannnnn]

1) Fuck dem kids
2) fuck conservatives
3) IF I WANT BIRTH CONTROL BECAUSE I WANT TO BE RAWDOGGED IN THE BACK OF AN APPLEBEES PARKING LOT AND NOT WORRY ABOUT A CROTCH GOBLIN POPPING OUT THIS BITCH IN 9 MONTHS THAT’S MY FUCKIN RIGHT

[Skippy @snarkypitster]

@pienar What does it mean to be dressed like a douchebag?

[kirbybot @thekirbybot]

Kirby FACT18: kirby is friends with everyone who is good

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

For context, this kicks in within days of a typical at-home test working.

If you were sexually assaulted (stress delays cycle), took a morning-after pill (throws off cycle), or have an irregular cycle, you‘d have no idea.

There are a TON of ways this law ignores basic biology.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

“6 weeks pregnant” = 2 weeks late on your period.

Most of the men writing these bills don’t know the first thing about a woman’s body outside of the things they want from it. It’s relatively common for a woman to have a late period + not be pregnant.

So this is a backdoor ban.

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

i'm like a little kid calling my mom to pick me up bc i got scared of the dark at a sleepover except i'm calling an uber to pick me up bc i got scared of intimacy at a guys house

[pinar @pienar]

my heart is in literal pain with every sip of coffee i take but i will not stop.

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

rebranding my “commitment issues” as wanderlust i don’t need therapy i’m whimsical bitch

[Skippy @snarkypitster]

@pienar What makes a thought trivial?

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

here’s your reminder that the psychological cycle of addiction is the same for caffeine, food, shopping, sex, codependency, etc as it is for illegal drugs and that shaming people for their socially taboo addictions makes you look like a fucking idiot

[kirbybot @thekirbybot]

new copy ability: blunderbuss

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

how to create billie eilish's "bad guy"

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Take your rightful seat in history, Dr. Bouman! 🔭

Congratulations and thank you for your enormous contribution to the advancements of science and mankind.

Here’s to #WomenInSTEM!
👩🏻‍🔬👩🏾‍💻👩🏼‍🏭👩🏿‍🏫

[Skippy @snarkypitster]

@pienar Wait did you actually move to Seattle?

[Skippy @snarkypitster]

@pienar I honestly can't tell if it's you or the bot sometimes

[Skippy @snarkypitster]

@shlbhdsn It's a couple thousand miles too far, can we still be friends?