Snatch Walton

Certified white boy with slight motion and nicheness.

[Snatch Walton @snatchwalton]

Voted most likely to become a janitor at MIT and solve the equation on the chalkboard in the hallway.

[Snatch Walton @snatchwalton]

They used to give the golden pump to me and I think that tells you everything you need to know

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Oh my wheels?

Yea they’re reinvented

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and just when I thought vegetables didn’t have phones

onion rings

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Some fucking asshole just walked in front of me into the grocery store and I didn’t get to use the force on the automatic doors

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I be havin a bad day and then I see a Lamar Jackson edit and then I’m not havin a bad day no more

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Prime Barcelona was so special man

[ًًً @_captainpulisic]

yeah it still hurts

[Snatch Walton @snatchwalton]

Fast & Furious

movie about my sex life

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She dumped me and shattered my heart

This is huge for my golf game

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*buying condoms at cvs*

cashier: do you want a bag with that

me: no she’s actually beautiful

[Snatch Walton @snatchwalton]

I just know the minions would love 67

[Snatch Walton @snatchwalton]

Pickles are great until you’re in one of them mfs

[Snatch Walton @snatchwalton]

first guy to discover an armadillo:

oh wow cool a soccer ba-

woah what the fuck was that

[Carli Lloyd @CarliLloyd]

You rest when your playing career is over. Period.

[Snatch Walton @snatchwalton]

Quick life update:

Ship: sailed
Knot: tied
Line: drawn
Can of worms: opened
Train: left the station
Cake: had and eaten too
Wheel: reinvented
Smoke: cleared
Beans: spilled
Cat: out of the bag
Mic: dropped
Fire: fought with fire
Cards: on the table
Door: closed
Straw: last one

[Snatch Walton @snatchwalton]

Quick life update:

Elephant in the room: addressed
Ducks: in a row
Horses: held
Eggs: in several baskets
Bigger fish: fried
Ace: up my sleeve
Thin ice: on it
Bridge: crossed when we got there
2 birds: stoned
Bullet: bitten
Hatched: buried
Skeletons: in the closet
Dice: rolled

[Snatch Walton @snatchwalton]

https://t.co/dakZXX5NAE

[Carli Lloyd @CarliLloyd]

You rest when your playing career is over. Period.

[Snatch Walton @snatchwalton]

Everyone is better than Naruto until it’s time to be better than Naruto.

[Snatch Walton @snatchwalton]

Everyone is better than Jalen Brunson until it’s time to be better than Jalen Brunson.

[Snatch Walton @snatchwalton]

The US needs Neal Kennedy