Luke Evans

Bassist for your soon-to-be favourite band: Medsun. Sarcastic prick with a penchant for ice hockey, shit puns and Letterkenny references.

[Luke Evans @snavelevans]

Find you someone who loves you as much as this ref loves his fucking whistle #MEXRSA #WorldCup

[Luke Evans @snavelevans]

Marsden and Farrimond... wow. Some bloody tries them.

[Luke Evans @snavelevans]

Is Dermot O'Leary alright? Seems off his rocker.

[Luke Evans @snavelevans]

Inconclusive Kendall. Fuck off man.

[Luke Evans @snavelevans]

Eva Hunter is something else man. What a player. #challengecup

[Luke Evans @snavelevans]

@NUFC @anthonygordon Hated him as an opponent, loved him as a Mag. An unlucky final season with us. He goes with my best wishes and I hope he's a success for Barça. Seems a class act with his thank you message.

[Luke Evans @snavelevans]

Humphries man. Gutted for him Littler rocked up when he did. True gent.

[Luke Evans @snavelevans]

How does Ashley Klein continue to get the Origin games? He's useless.

[Luke Evans @snavelevans]

@WiganWarriorsRL Oh for fuck's sake.

[Luke Evans @snavelevans]

I like the part in The Boys when Butcher says "cunt".

[Luke Evans @snavelevans]

@NUFC Thank fuck this season is over. Ship out the deadwood for what we can get, start again. Give youth a chance.

[Luke Evans @snavelevans]

@NUFC Should've played the kids. They might have wanted it more.

[Luke Evans @snavelevans]

@BoveFromAbove @NadineDorries I can't tell if she's deliberately thick at this point. She needs a sit down in a dark room.

[Luke Evans @snavelevans]

@Djencis @NUFC The ref.

[Luke Evans @snavelevans]

Our mentality is shocking with a lead this season. We're very lucky that West Ham haven't leveled here.

[Luke Evans @snavelevans]

@NUFC Fair play like, some strike that.

[Luke Evans @snavelevans]

When did Joe Willock retire? Moving like Abe Simpson out there.

[Luke Evans @snavelevans]

@NUFC Great half. Where has this been all season man?

Another shocking VAR call though. What even is a handball these days? No accountability, shoddy guidelines instead of laws, and it happens every fucking week. Sick of the idiots in charge of refereeing.

[Luke Evans @snavelevans]

@NUFC Great work, great ball, great finish! I've been critical of Barnes lately but that was outstanding.