Jimmy

[Jimmy @snaveymmij]

@VanceE This is a chi gong exercise

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

Every man that tries to figure out the world entirely on his own ends up building a small, stupid god to replace the one he rejected. it never fails. he drops God, picks up science or stoicism or some guy on the internet who read enough books to pass for a prophet, and within six months he's talking about cold showers and circadian rhythms with the same exact tone a priest uses on sunday. the need to worship doesn't go anywhere just because you decided you're too smart for it. it just finds smaller things to attach to, and smaller gods make smaller people. nobody quits God. they trade down.

[Jimmy @snaveymmij]

@morellifit Hair

[Brad Tate @that_damntate]

Catch me if you can!!!

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

this is completely wrong, playing wordle not on hard mode is playing without honor. that you can end up in a situation such as below is simply what honor demands.

[julie @obscenelydolled]

when you hate on the smiths it's probably because morrissey reminds you of something within yourself you haven't dealt with

[Jimmy @snaveymmij]

@BasedBiohacker Any reason this might be a hazard for someone breastfeeding

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

Fatherhood is the end of philosophy. you can read every book ever written about meaning and purpose and discipline, but the moment a small human looks at you and believes you, everything you thought you knew burns down. because now you have to do it, not think it, not debate it, not post about it. the child watches your hands, what you do when you are tired, what you do when you are mad, what you do when nobody else is looking. that is your only sermon and you cannot fake it for one day because children are bullshit detectors made of flesh. if you are a weak man your son will know it before he can spell the word weak, and he either becomes you or becomes the opposite of you, both out of desperation.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

if u say no to pretzels, the flight attendant should give u something called a Coin of Restraint. while worth nothing now, these coins will play a major role in the afterlife

[barky🍦 @barkery91]

you should have to beat halo 2 on heroic to vote in federal elections

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

Wes Anderson should STOP making movies and START designing high concept putt putt courses in the myrtle beach area

[Jimmy @snaveymmij]

@Esoviz Claude

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

The best movie is the one that agrees with me and my thoughts. The second best is Clifford because of the size and hue of the dog

[Jimmy @snaveymmij]

At the bahn mi place and the TV is just playing a TV channel or someone gutting and cleaning weird looking fish. Their version of ChiveTV I guess

[Jimmy @snaveymmij]

@alexskopic Embarrassing. Terrible prose, terrible argumentative reasoning, doesn’t really address the issues raised in the original piece. The only way it supports your thesis is that a sub par white male writer like yourself somehow has employment.

[Jimmy @snaveymmij]

Tropical smoothie cafe employee drew furry art on my wife’s smoothie

[Jimmy @snaveymmij]

Your thoughts have power

[Jimmy @snaveymmij]

Manifesting Lane Kiffin head coach of the Florida gators 2025 🙏😑✨🔮

[Jimmy @snaveymmij]

@matrixmurals Whoa! So cool, my friend

[Jimmy @snaveymmij]

@LandsharkRides Yes, I recommend