On this 82nd anniversary of D-Day, remember: The way we wonder why Germans didn’t stop Hitler is exactly how the rest of the world views Americans and Trump today.
My ex-husband has always wanted a Viking Funeral. Now that I’ve become a proficient archer, he keeps getting mad when I show up with flaming arrows. Such a cry baby.
The most hilarious alien scenario ever would be if they came to Earth threatening to overthrow our leaders, and we all got excited and offered to help.