James

but not too snazzy that it makes anyone uncomfortable

[James @snazzaretti]

No way this guy could've stopped 9/11

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

We made an app that pairs you with the politician that has the exact opposite views as you

[jordan defilippo. @jordandeadsoon]

these guys hate AI.

[James @snazzaretti]

UBER CIGS!!!

[James @snazzaretti]

Technically it's Frankenstein's monster cock

[James @snazzaretti]

Ribbed for her pleasure

[James @snazzaretti]

A jury of MY peers???
SCOUNDRELS! THEIVES! LIARS!

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

Wife: i want a divorce

Me: you’re killing me smalls!

[James @snazzaretti]

At the Blink Fitness and all there big boys are worried about their gains. But not me - I'm in the bathroom shitting my fucking brains out

[James @snazzaretti]

@olmsdead This is illegal

[James @snazzaretti]

Apples to apples dust to dust

[James @snazzaretti]

Everyone posting hot AI art of themselves when I know your real face is just asymmetrical flesh and stupid little bones

[James @snazzaretti]

I want an app like grindr but just for dudes that wanna get drunk and die

[walker @walkercapl]

I oppose Shirts that go hard. Shirts should go soft

[James @snazzaretti]

I UNFOLLOWED BARACK OBAMA

[James @snazzaretti]

During the Cha Cha Slide, free will is briefly given during the "cha cha real smooth" section. However it is again ripped away when we "turn it out"

[James @snazzaretti]

My butcher has been declining in quality lately. I had a dream where I confronted him about it and it escalated to a screaming match. I woke up sweating, anxious, shaking, erect, and most of all HUNGRY

[James @snazzaretti]

My Twitter strategy is foolproof: I tweet once ever two months and it's usually BAD

[James @snazzaretti]

"Cigarette" would be a great name for a baby. It's cute, fun to say, shortens to "cig" easily.
I'm going to name my child cigarette