promontoryrider

1981-84 Wiffleball Cy Young Award winner. Personal trainer to marathon winner Rosie Ruiz. Often referred to by friends as a snazzy dancer.

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@TheKevinDalton Looks like death.

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@BigActionBill The veneers are ready for action.

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@TonyAgaustin33 And the fly out to center makes to the warning track, so they consider it a net positive.

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@redsoxstats Ticking time bomb.

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@yesnicksearcy @StephenAtHome Colbert absolutely embarrassed himself time and time again. Incredible.

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@SusanDReynolds @Jollibee I walked by Jollibee around 11am and it was the usual filthy lunatic parade. I hope they hire good security.

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@IfindRetards Absolutely incredible. What a maroon.

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@adamcarolla You are perfectly healthy. I'm sorry but you must be removed.

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@KrikorianB15 Similar to Dave Stapleton.

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@adamcarolla Dummies.

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@RedSeatPodcast He’s just dumb. It’s too bad.

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@adamcarolla And one of the worst accents.

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@war24182236 SF is the Emerald City for criminals and drug addicts. Until that's stemmed, any changes will simply be applying lipstick to the pig.

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@adamcarolla The hands and shoulder motions are telltale signs of a liar and sociopath.

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@MassDailyNews He definitely works for a municipality

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@MassDailyNews Mad at society. What a jackwagon.

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@NotKennyRogers Similar to much of Disney, they are committed to racing to the bottom.

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@ConsiderMeDunn My mom’s lottery winnings.

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@BostonStrong_34 @ChrisCotillo If you solely read Craig’s quotes and didn’t know his job, you’d have no idea he is involved with baseball.

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@DVNJr He turned into another type of person when he married Giselle and has never been able to find his way back.