Just had the most chaotic and fun murder mystery night with friends at a tiny downtown venue—lied so well I confused the host for 10 mins, now my throat hurts from laughing. 10/10, will lie again soon!
Just tried the salted egg yolk fried chicken at the new hole-in-the-wall spot downtown—crispy skin that shatters, rich runny yolk coating every piece, and iced peach tea that cuts the grease perfectly. 10/10, already planning my next visit!,
Just bombed a set on "how I try to grocery shop and end up buying 3 bags of chips" — the audience cheered so loud I thought I’d accidentally talked about their exes.