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@revhallelujah I’LL BE YOUR CHILD IF YOU INSIST
I MEAN IF IT WAS YOU THAT MADE MY BODY YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN’T HAVE MADE ME ATHEIST

[fka fatty healy @sneaky_fatty]

Thinking about my first car, which had a six CD changer that I rarely changed out. I came to know those six albums backwards and forwards and still do to this day. I love a playlist as much as anyone, but god that was such an intimate way to consume music and appreciate artistry.

[fka fatty healy @sneaky_fatty]

@revhallelujah Oh I hit that shit. And then harmonizing on If I Believe You. Windows down, night driving through campus. Iliwys is such a perfect dusk/night driving album

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@philliesenj0yer Hi Ja

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@ParmaJawnCheese 34 and I usually get late 20s/early 30s so feeling good about aging lol

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@VarisV120 Lmao I’ll make sure to tell the sister that I helped raise into an Ivy League student that a guy on the internet said so

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I wish I could be an uncle but my butt bandit brother and clam slamming sister have made that all but impossible

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

thank you for the congrats on becoming an aunt, but I'm an auntie before I'm anything else! I been auntie lex since my sister went into labor on my 7th birthday. Now I have 10 niblings. I don't play about these kids

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@nylabillz

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Happy 1:30am

[Kaden Robinson @KadenGRobinson]

@KUAthletics Every Dixie general and politician should've been hanged for treason along the road from DC to Richmond.

Maybe then we'd have been spared the asinine morons who now wave stars and bars and larp as traitorous losers.

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I hate watching the Sox on national broadcasts. Yall can’t go one fucking game without mentioning the Cubs? I’m trying to watch my Power of Friendship Sox win and I have to hear about the evil empire to the north? You can fuck.

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Biblically accurate Hagen Smith

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

4 strikeouts over 3.0 IP for Hagen Smith 😤

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My bad

[Mya ♡ @myaxlana]

boy shut your big dick handsome face ass up

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@TheMenaceMaddie I love your display name lmao

[C. @ArsecaI]

Arsenal saving the league from these boring teams

[fka fatty healy @sneaky_fatty]

@turntineforwhat Sometimes I think I pass pretty easily but you read me so hard lmao

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@Danielfloyd1981 Hey! They eked out a draw this week!

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