Sneakypaws 🐱🌈

Socially awkward individual who loves books, old horror movies, music, anime, role playing games, & animals.
they/them, he/him Mx.

[Sneakypaws 🐱🌈 @Sneaky_Paws]

@ReeceShearsmith great movie!

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@jenniebreeden Great book, but the ending made me ugly cry.

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@devilspanties Hokas are great shoes. I wore a pair for the two years I was at my last job (retail, so tons of running around) and loved them. I'm glad my partner made me get a pair.

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depressed, stressed, anxious, and about to lose my job because the district manager lets her personal feelings towards someone i'm friends with rule how she treats people. job hunting is overwhelming.

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When your field of fucks is not only barren, but has been burned, the earth salted, and cursed.

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@ReeceShearsmith That's one my favorite episodes.

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I just sat outside for about an hour, talking to friends. Got reminded, my body doesn't tolerate high temperatures well--I don't sweat, I fucking melt and feel like garbage until I can cool down.

[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

A baby spider wobbled in
He said he lost his mummy
I bravely reunited them
They now live in my tummy

[Craig Ferguson @CraigyFerg]

Obi-Wan without the English accent just Isn't the same

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

Much of the glitz and glam of the 70s and 80s was built through LGBTQ+ culture, hair stylists, dancers, makeup artists, etc. Let’s stop acting like they suddenly appeared out of nowhere and simply say… thank you.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Tofu. He loves making new friends. Especially if they can fly. 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Pancake. That's one small step for mankind, and one giant leap for corgikind. 12/10

[The Muppets @TheMuppets]

Need some cheering up? Just shout "PIIIIIIIGSSSS IIIIIIIINNN SPAAAAAAACE!" for an instant serotonin boost.

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Yesterday was a long day, today was a long day, and I suspect the next two days will be long ones too (I hope I'm wrong). Much like a body in a glass coffin, remains to be seen.

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@StephenKing I read that story when I was in high school, & it absolutely terrified me to the point where I'd stack things in front of my closet door at night. Even now, over 20 years later, I still can't stand for a closet to not be completely closed.

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I'm playing with names again. I feel like Reece fits pretty well, but I need to try it on for a while.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Georgie. He is currently busy calling the mothership. Please do not disturb him. 13/10

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and here I thought work was going to get calmer for a bit, now that the holiday season is over. ::doubles over laughing::

I swear either the company, or our location is cursed--perhaps both.

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@petzilla and to you as well, friend.