Could say college has done a number on my waistline.
In case anyone wants to watch me stuff my frat ass https://t.co/aonzIkRFOh
#gainer#fatty#freshman15
Like this genre of man FUCKKKK
And his poor gut is gurgling so much it’s working so hard to digest all that slop he’s pumped into himself but he just keeps shoveling in more slop 😵💫