Nicholaus Lamming

Life can be strange but nowt is stranger than the current U.K. political status. All opinions are my own unless I am plagiarizing obvs! #peaceout #borisout

[Nicholaus Lamming @sneakybutcha]

@Everymancinema ay up!!! Anyone on your side know when the tickets for Alien Romulus will be added to your site for booking?

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@billybragg Already on it sir! Blue will shortly be yellow again in my constituency ✊🏻

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@Parody_PM WTAF is their marketing team up to here?!! Straight out of the American dirty book of politics by the looks of it

[Nicholaus Lamming @sneakybutcha]

@NickHancock Thank you so much Nick. Feels like a normal day so far. Just easing into my 50s slow and steady :)

[Nicholaus Lamming @sneakybutcha]

@NickHancock good morning sir!!! Taking a punt here but is there any chance you could wish me a Happy 50th on Thursday morning?
Family won’t ask and the dog can’t (as I know she would if she could)
Looking forward to opening the pressies I bought myself on behalf of the family 😜

[Nicholaus Lamming @sneakybutcha]

I agree with these sentiments completely. Being a teen was bloody hard.

[Nicholaus Lamming @sneakybutcha]

@your_harrogate @RuddingPark Awww just a couple more secs and you would have seen all the community fit folk (including me) cross the start line.
No one shared the memo that there was a process to get over the line quickly as we turned around and found that we were the only ones left lol

[Nicholaus Lamming @sneakybutcha]

I only found out today that this woman verbally attacked a complete stranger based on false and incorrect information. She has had to dig deep to financially recompense the individual and apologise publicly.
This frankly isn’t enough. She is an embarrassment to the House of Lords https://t.co/DmzB2CkKkg

[Nicholaus Lamming @sneakybutcha]

@LASTEXITshirts Opening sequence from Blade Runner when Vangelis’ music kicks in and the massive tower stack flames explode. Goosebumps EVERY TIME

[Nicholaus Lamming @sneakybutcha]

@Lookhappy Buttermint tea for me during the day and tend to put some headphones on and have a quiet blub while working away. I seem to have gotten to the age where anything sets me off: sad dog video = cry, sad personal story = cry, gogglebox = cry

[Nicholaus Lamming @sneakybutcha]

@TheMekon_Venus Twiki from Buck Rogers and Metal Mickey from the 80s uk series

[Nicholaus Lamming @sneakybutcha]

@Lookhappy Right with you there buddy. Definitely need big sleeves for mine

[Nicholaus Lamming @sneakybutcha]

Aaah halcyon days when all we had to complain about was that we couldn’t schedule a GP appointment and see them unless it was within 24hrs of calling.
Now we can call and view the GP calendar online but the earliest slot is generally 15+days away (if you’re lucky)

[James Heale @JAHeale]

Clip from the Question Time 2005 election leaders’ special in which voters complain to Tony Blair about being given doctors’ appointments sooner than needed

[Nicholaus Lamming @sneakybutcha]

@0DEF0RP0PPY @Lookhappy Great photo choice there daughter of mine x

[Nicholaus Lamming @sneakybutcha]

@tomallencomedy good luck with your York event tonight. My wee pocket wife Tracy is heading over to see you with her bestie so if you see a chair that looks empty, dinnae worry it’s occupied ;)

[Nicholaus Lamming @sneakybutcha]

@Lord_Arse The marketing world beat you to this concept ;) https://t.co/NqNkzL1gem

[Nicholaus Lamming @sneakybutcha]

@origato have you seen the movie this game is based on yet? Discovered it a few months after the movie was released. Soundtrack is pretty awesome too (Le Matos) - Proper flashback to 80s movies and synth with good dose of blood and humour :) oh and also playing BMX Bandit :)x

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[Nicholaus Lamming @sneakybutcha]

@godfrey_lawson I’m with you all the way. We drained the Yorkshire moors in order to grow our world famous tea leaves, and we are even looking to cut down a few acres of woodland so that we can bottle and transport even more of our famous Harrogate (Danone) Spring Water globally. Thanks #brexit

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

“Thames Water boss says bills need to rise by 40%.” Here’s why 👇