Teivort Saihame

Red Belly Wasp
FFXIV OC, 18+ only

[Teivort Saihame @sneakywasptehee]

//Teivort Saihame
Red Belly Wasp - Ex Conjurer
Rascal, Bastard, Nuisance, No Known Cure
A rather naughty but friendly (minus the stabbing) lad
Unshakeable companion to @duskwightlancer (WoL!Version)
WoL!Version of Teivort is.....insufferable. Let's not ponder it. Not yet.

[Teivort Saihame @sneakywasptehee]

Standing in the woods butt naked.

"Boy it's hot out today huh?" :)

[Teivort Saihame @sneakywasptehee]

@vanhydrus Not to most people.

[Teivort Saihame @sneakywasptehee]

Bouncing on it in a way that incurs greenwrath

[Teivort Saihame @sneakywasptehee]

@vanhydrus Isn't it nice how predictable I am.

[Teivort Saihame @sneakywasptehee]

@vanhydrus For fun

[Teivort Saihame @sneakywasptehee]

@vanhydrus "Do fishermen hope for one specific fish when they cast their nets or do they just go for whatever is in range?"

He laughs.

"I was saying something stupid. I wanted to see anyone's reaction to it."

[Teivort Saihame @sneakywasptehee]

I'm going to insist I'm fine, by the way, for the first several minutes.

And I'm going to be VERY upset if you don't persist until I finally break down and start over sharing about my childhood trauma.

[Teivort Saihame @sneakywasptehee]

[standing around dramatically in the forest, gazing wistfully into the distance]

Gosh I sure hope no one approaches me and asks me what's on my mind while I'm standing here so pretty and being so obviously emotionally vulnerable and in need of comfort~

[Sticks his butt out]

[Ivonne ´Liberator´ Frigis @IvonneColdwind]

Although this account is mostly FF14 Ivonne, League verse Ivonne´s pinned is in the replies to this.

[Teivort Saihame @sneakywasptehee]

Wow who's this really sexy guy in my photoreel

[Ivonne ´Liberator´ Frigis @IvonneColdwind]

If you see this, post an elf.

(SIKE you´re getting multiple)

[Teivort Saihame @sneakywasptehee]

@duskwightlancer HAHAHAHAHA!!

[Teivort Saihame @sneakywasptehee]

@duskwightlancer Of being sat on for the rest of my existence?

[Teivort Saihame @sneakywasptehee]

@duskwightlancer I hope they put it somewhere nice.
In front of the hearth perhaps.

[Teivort Saihame @sneakywasptehee]

@meurtrieremite 🫡

[Teivort Saihame @sneakywasptehee]

Quickly hero!

Eorzea needs you!

Slap his tits!

[Teivort Saihame @sneakywasptehee]

@meurtrieremite The first man that came to your mind. That's who's.

[Teivort Saihame @sneakywasptehee]

@meurtrieremite You know...

[Teivort Saihame @sneakywasptehee]

It's really hot.

[Teivort Saihame @sneakywasptehee]

Wow so many beautiful women following me.

I know they're fake because REAL women chase me down with arrows and spears yelling things like 'come back when it's mating season'.

[Teivort Saihame @sneakywasptehee]

SOMETIMES they nearly impale a vital organ, missing by centimeters.