Chase Wellington

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

snack wraps xx.xx.2025

[Colts Coverage @Colts_Coverage]

The jokes write themselves

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

The start of Anthony Richardson's career looks a lot like... 👀

[Chase Wellington @snecons]

@TheDunkCentral Roy Hibbert and George Hill???

[Chase Wellington @snecons]

If you ain’t sneezing, you ain’t seasoning!

[Chase Wellington @snecons]

@Pacers The Cameroon Gooooon 🇨🇲 > Greek freak

[Chase Wellington @snecons]

@24hourfitness Your location in Denver on 38th needs to change its name to 15 hour fitness and 12 hour fitness on the weekends. You are open from 8-8 today…

[Chase Wellington @snecons]

“I’ll have the turtle soup and make it snappy.”

[Chase Wellington @snecons]

Are seatbuckles really necessary on a plane? Do you plan on crashing this plane sir? Will this lap belt save my life?

[Chase Wellington @snecons]

Can’t wait to sleep in my contacts tonight.

[Chase Wellington @snecons]

The tire was invented in 1888. @elonmusk why do I still get flat tires? Please solve this.

[Chase Wellington @snecons]

Ranch is for pizza rolls and frozen pizza.
Just like a fine steak does not need steak sauce.

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

I’ve just learned that “go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog” is a palindrome.

[Chase Wellington @snecons]

@dsleon45 you have a Leonard family recipe for chicken feet?

[Chase Wellington @snecons]

@ColtsGuy505 This Trader Joe’s?

[RapCaviar @RapCaviar]

Happy birthday Mac Miller 🕊️ https://t.co/veqJchfPuG

[Chase Wellington @snecons]

Mom left I have nothing to eat

[Jason Spears @ForTheCOLTure_J]

This is gonna be an interesting off season for the Colts. Keep an eye on the QB position, this could be a one & done situation. Nobody is happy with Wentz on W56th, NOBODY.

[HicCi Rendix ☁️9⃣ @cocodredzz]

Getting catfished by food be heart breaking