Stephanie Needles

"What doesn't kill you makes you wish you were dead"-Oli Sykes.

[Stephanie Needles @sneeeedles]

I got a bullseye

[Stephanie Needles @sneeeedles]

Today sucks. My fish died and Burger King gave me a beef whopper instead of impossible.

[🖤🕸🕷 @veganmattison]

have all vegans just collectively made mac and cheese with vanilla soy milk at least once because I thought I was alone in that experience

[Stephanie Needles @sneeeedles]

I have realized. When all my plants are happy I am happy

[Stephanie Needles @sneeeedles]

Ohhhh what I would do for some KFC beyond friend chicken rn 😭

[Stephanie Needles @sneeeedles]

frick i love yogurtland 😮‍💨

[Stephanie Needles @sneeeedles]

I swear trapping covid test is about to be a thing. Like “yo I got 1 more left out of my 4, $100”

[Stephanie Needles @sneeeedles]

Why are so many middle aged women addicted to Diet Coke?

[Stephanie Needles @sneeeedles]

Life is so sweet

[phd thesis deadline in 78 days @uncanny_eli]

if you have breasts they tell you a lot of shit abt checking for lumps. they do not tell you that a boob is made of lumps. here i am looking for lumps in the lump factory

[Stephanie Needles @sneeeedles]

Yo get a best friend who reminds you to take your vitamins while on the other side of the country

[Stephanie Needles @sneeeedles]

I legit have to pay to park at my mall. Like wut

[Stephanie Needles @sneeeedles]

Love my sister, thanks for existing 🖤

[Stephanie Needles @sneeeedles]

I luv🐥 peas

[noelle @noeyyyg]

yoga w adrienne is the closest thing to free health care we have in this country

[aves @botanicalmami]

this vegan sh*t is easy

[Stephanie Needles @sneeeedles]

I drank coffee this morning before brushing my teeth and I feel as if I have sinned. Please forgive me teeth. 🥺

[Stephanie Needles @sneeeedles]

I’m so happy that I found plants that thrive in my room ☺️🪴