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[sneel @sneel17]

psa: I just took a quiz titled “how dateable are you” my results were and I quote “not at all” so if there are any eligible bachelors out there that want to prove this quiz wrong hmu

[Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec]

I want a US President who I can entirely forget about for days at a time.

[the night owl @thenightowl444]

girls pls don’t be afraid to be a bitch. have boundaries. walk away if you feel uncomfortable. say “no” more often. don’t laugh at a joke if it wasn’t funny. and don’t EVER feel bad for standing your ground.

continue being soft & kind but do not take ANY form of disrespect.

[Turn Haley Stevens into a cube (8/4) @TonyPajama]

If your leftism doesn’t come from a deep love of people and human connection what’s the point

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

two men near death arguing about who is better at golf to attain access to the nuclear codes. should i kill myself

[MJ @morganisawizard]

my 2024 debate drinking game, enjoy:

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If you think the rapist felon who was cheating on his wife and his mistress when he had unprotected sex with an adult film star should be president, but the porn star he fucked is an “immoral whore”, congratulations, you are an idiot.

And you’re in a fucking cult.

A stupid one.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

The road to the Handmaid’s Tale world is lined with smiling people telling you to stop overreacting.

[Yung Carri @raccarrington]

I use Google first instead of harassing people for answers that can easily be found on the internet

[invader zim @f8the]

unfortunately for everyone i will continue to share my opinions

[Sam Jeske @Sam_Jeske]

yeah I support the troops

[🌟 @imsecsee]

I feel so sorry for u, I love my girls so much life without them would feel like hell

[Jenni @hashjenni]

a do not disturber

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“I was born in the wrong generation” Okay well if I didn’t have Google Maps I’d kill myself so now what

[Maisie Cook @maisiegcook]

If Morgan Wallen was your top artist… maybe keep that to yourself?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when I put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone..

[kelsey @kelsaywhat]

me four days ago: I have loved joe jonas for my whole life, joe girlie forever, i love him forever and always
me today: joe jonas you will FALL!!!!! you are NOTHING