wylin coyote

Morose and lugubrious. I hate it here 🫠

[randy ✨️ RESIDENT EVIL 3× @planetarymoth]

those five minutes before you throw up where you feel like youre mutating into a resident evil creature <<<

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

my favorite fall activity is stepping outside and not being hot and pissed off

[ethan @ethanjuiced]

they’re doing this to me at work today

[𖤐 Bri 𖤐 @BriAnimator_]

“Do you want to go to the movies?”

me:

[💙 Nu_byte SpinoTuber 🦖⛵ | 🌠🧭| @Bytesg66]

Me when someone asks If i wanna go get a burger with chilli cheese fries

[san @ndsnas]

good morning, they’re doing this to me today

[♒︎ @chai1anya]

pro: im self aware
con: im self aware

[wylin coyote @sneezus_]

When life imitates art

[k ✰ @sourpinkm1lk]

scaring the hoes by being pure of heart

[Up From The Depths - 海の底から舞い上がる @FromTheDepths88]

When you're over 35 and you wake up with random shoulder and neck pain

[steven borden glazer @cmpunkyaoi]

men are too scared to moan now. i be in my girl’s ear like aw dude

[yeah whatever @chasedbywasps]

I like getting gray hairs because it's a sign this is almost over

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

imagine finding love and big boobs in the same person

[e @erinhardestys]

actually the coolest scene ever

[chef quibs @quibvs]

i love dune so much like if someone asked me to choose between five million dollars or dune, i would choose five million dollars but i really love dune so much

[laura @urgoregff]

can i come over and do this

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Thank you Dolly

[Seth 🐀 @mixsethaddams]

Tits out for Dolly, buldges out for Tim.

[julia @juumelo_]

how long after sex is it ok to put on Lord of the Rings