Being rude to me unprovoked really wakes up the menace buried deep inside. Like I choose to live my life on cutie patootie juice but it’s some four loko back here somewhere. Let’s be very clear
cleaning out your tote bag to move stuff into a different bag is a harrowing experience. really coming to terms with the fact i just carry round absolute shit. just found a half eaten twix, a few stray wotsits and a piece of my acrylic nail that broke off 9+ months ago
“Men go through false rape cases” ok then stop having sex with women. Don’t put yourself in dangerous situations. Stay home. Don’t let women into your house. Don’t give sexual vibes. Be a good boy and don’t ask for it.
every single time i see a happy father daughter moment in modern family i want to rip my skin off wdym you wrote you daughter’s name on a moon shaped board to show how much you love her wdym you celebrated even when ur daughter didnt get into her dream college j because she tried