Miss Yessica

is it bedtime yet? • she/her

[Miss Yessica @snellular117]

I hate going on ratemyprofessor and seeing all the yeehaw ISU kids comments like “this professor has an Indian accent and that’s why I failed the class”... like no John Deere, you failed bc you’re a moron

[MastaMunsta💀🎃👻🐈‍⬛️ @MunstaMasta]

Biden passing on his dementia to Trump

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

trump: *waking up* wheres joe biden?
surgeon: who do you think gave you the ear 💕

[sophie @netcapgirl]

big weekend ahead

[doomer @uncledoomer]

doing this at every table at the flea market before leaving without buying anything

[Miss Yessica @snellular117]

My role model

[jess 🏒 @bellysinfinite]

nicola coughlan the woman you are.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Why does this pancake look like Homer Simpson on a ring doorbell

[Miss Yessica @snellular117]

Whenever Tyler sends me TikTok’s from his FYP I understand why the government wants to exterminate it

[Miss Yessica @snellular117]

@bomebebot One of my 3rd graders told me it was fake because he looked at the moon with his telescope and couldn’t see the flag

[Miss Yessica @snellular117]

@bomebebot I can’t find it!!!!

[jos @josiahhughes]

i just checked the santa tracker and it says he’s currently ovulating

[Pop Base @PopBase]

LEGO to release a Twilight set based on the Cullen house.