NEW PINNED📍
hey. i’m soren.
snow leopard based outta and native to NYC.
BIPOC fur, loud mouth, kinda obnoxious, unapologetically Caribbean
humor is my coping mechanism.
come say hi, we’ll have a fantastic conversation and then i’ll forget to text back after 30 mins :)
hello team this is gonna be the new pinned.
my name is soren and i’m one of the 3 nyc furs that live here; born n’ raised.
stick around for a minute, say hi. just don’t flirt cause i will flirt back. it’s a condition i have called being a whore.
also snep by trade. okbye.
Bro it’s called a Roth IRA, it’s so sick. You just live like a povert for 50 years, then one day you wake up and your cock doesn’t work but you get to open your phone and see a big number, and the best part? It’s all tax free.
Life updates from the chronically offline furry:
- Graduated early from undergrad with 2 degrees
- Got a job in my fields that I absolutely adore
- Taking the gym + health (moderately) seriously
- Upgraded apartments
- Looking into graduate programs
So yeah things pretty good
I didn’t apply for the MFF lottery but I’ll know when the results come out when I start seeing people tweet about how friend trips and small cons are actually better
The gay friendship pipeline:
1. Follow him because he's hot
2. Flirt for 3-6 business months
3. Never hook up
4. Become platonic best friends for the next 15 years